pakistan SMS Messages394 messages


Tera mera sadiyaan da vair a.
Tu lang ja saadi khair a.

Main ghr gya to lga tha taala.
"Jalnay waley ka moun kaala"

Band kro ye star plus k show
"Haaran do rastaa lo"

Wo waj gya ik car sy
"daikh mgr pyaar say"

Mahngaie na pora pakistan halaia
"Jiny maa noo sataia unee riksha he chalaia" ;->


Amir Khan ne
3 IDIOTS mai Table pr Delivery Kr K Konsa Karnama Kardiya!!
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Hum pakistaniyo Ne Tu Rickshay Mai Delivery Kar Dali... =P

GEO pakistanI ;)

IPL ne to 11 pakistani reject kiay they faraz !




sania ne to pura india reject kar dia

hahahahahahahahah:-D *GEO SHOAIB MALIK*

Sania Mirza aur Shoiab Malik Ki
Mangni Se Kya Sabit Hota Hai?

Socho.


Nahi Pata?

Ab

India

pakistan Ka Saala Hai. :-)

Shoaib malik sania mirza se shadi kr k pakistan la raha hai..

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mein b soch raha hun k ab katrina ko b ly aaon... ;->




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Ye Sania Mirza ne Mujhe SMS kiya hy
k Pyar to mei tum se karti hun
Sohaib Malik Se shadi to pakistan
Aane ka aik Bahana hain..!

Teri bhabi b na ;->



Dosto JUNG m kuch nhi rkha AMAN hi sb kuch hy ye baat maan kr INDIA ne pakistan ko apni BACHIYAN deni shro krdi hain
jesy k
MALIK k liye SANIA MIRZA

WASIM AKRAM k liye
SUSHMITA

Mere liye KAITREENA KAIF

Aap k liye AASHA BHOSLY

Aman ki aasha jagao
india se bachiyan book karwao.





Musharaf Ne Istefa De Diya Hai FARAZ,

Wah Wah

Musharaf Ne Istefa De Diya Hai FARAZ,

Wah Wah

Kaise Bache Ga pakistan Ab Zardari Ke Hath..

Wah Wah Wah..
Chalo dekhy "Faraz" naya saal mere muqadar me kya laya hy

Pichle saal kamino ne mera bht recrd lgaya hy

Shair koi b ho naam mera lgaya hy

Kambakhto''n ko na taras mere naam pe aya hy

Ab tou koi apne bache ka naam Faraz nhi rakhega

Sun''ne me tou ye elan b aya hy

Dusre mulk walo ko b heran krwaya hy

"Faraz" kon sa ajuba hy or pakistanio ne kahan se paya hy

Itna mashoor tou ksi ka baap b na tha Faraz

Star nhi kamino ne mjhy super star bnaya hy =P ;)
Yar ma na suna ha k 32 march ko minar pakistan gira rhay hain.
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Magar yar 32 march to hota hi nai.
Happy april fool day.