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Q: Why Do Men Who Have Pierced Ears Are Better Prepared For Marriage . . . ? ? ?

Q:
Why Do Men Who Have Pierced Ears Are Better Prepared For marriage . . . ? ? ?

Ans:
Coz
They Have Experience Of Ear Pain& Buying Jewelry . . . ;->

Situation Befor marriage: rose are red

Situation
Befor marriage:
rose are red
sky is blue
i luv one, dat is u...
After marriage:
roses are dead i hav flu,
don''t come near,
prray murr tu .->

Before Marriage. .

Before marriage. . .
A Man Yearns For The Woman He Loves. . .
While
After marriage. . .
The "Y" Becomes Silent. . . ;->

Why Kareena did not marry Shahid

Why Kareena did not marry Shahid

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Bcz she wanted a new surname after marriage

Not Kapoor agiain...

All trAgediEs aRe Finished by A deAth

All trAgediEs aRe Finished by A deAth
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aNd All cOmedies by A marriage.

Why has the government.

Why has the government. fixed voting age- 18 yrs & marriage age- 21 yrs?

Govt.. ko ye pata hai ki desh sambhalna aasaan hai, lekin biwi nahi...!!!

Women are confusing…

Women are confusing…
Before marriage they expect a man, after marriage they suspect a man, after he dies they respect the man.

Brad Pitt and

Brad Pitt and Vidya Balan get married
After marriage, lots of students gather at their home .... why ???
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because her name becomes Vidya Pitt (vidyapeeth)

Women Are Confusing

Women Are Confusing

Before marriage They Expect A Man

After marriage They Suspect A Man

Afte He Dies They Respect The Man . . . ;-

True relatives always

True relatives always
stand behind u during bad times.

Check ur marriage album.
All your relatives were standing behind u!

What a married man

What a married man says after years of marriage:- My marriage is made of Trust & Understanding, she doesn’t Trust me & I dont Understand her.

The Equation of Marriage:

The Equation of marriage:

7 Glance = 1 Smile

7 Smile = 1 Meeting

7 Meeting = 1 Kiss

7 Kisses = 1 Proposal

7 Proposal = 1 marriage -

And that 1 marriage has 77777+ problems.

So beware of glance!

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