marriage SMS Messages141 messages

marriage Is When

A Man And Woman

Becomes One ...

The Troubles Starts

When They Try To
Decide Which One ... ;->

''''marriage''''

Is Nature''s Way

Of Preventing

''''PEOPLE''''

From Fighting With

''''STRANGERS'''' ... ;->

There''s a way of
Transferring funds
That is even
Faster than
Electronic banking ...

It''s called marriage ... ;->

Before marriage
Everyone Has A
Hundred Theories
About Raising Children
And No Children

But

After marriage
They Only Have Children
And No Theories ... ;->

Mathematician

Mathematician
Marries A Girl
After marriage She
Asks Him: How Do I
Look ?

Mathematician:
Tan C / Sin C =
Sin C / Cos C . Sin C
= 1 / Cos C
= Sec C ... ;->

What''s The Main Reason For Divorce?

What''s The Main Reason For Divorce?
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marriage !

When a Man holds

When a Man holds a Woman''s hand

Before marriage,
ITS LOVE;

After marriage

Its SELF DEFENCE... ;->

No serial our marriage CD

Husband crying in front of TV
wife:which serial u r watching

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Husband : No serial
our marriage CD

Marriage is like a public toilet

marriage is like a public toilet

Those waiting outside are desperate to get in
&
Those inside are desperate to come out..

Arrange Marriage vs love marriage

Arrange marriage:

5,00,000 Shadi Par.

1,00,000 Haq Meher.
Aur
Shadi ki Muktalf Rasmon Pe Rs.50,000

Shadi k 3 Dino Ka Khrcha Rs.6,50,000

Yani Shadi k 1 Din ka Kharcha Rs.216666.6667

1 Ghantay ka Rs.9027.77778

Or 1 Minute ka Rs.150.462963

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Ufff! Tauba Tauba.

Love marriage:

Sirf 120 Rupay Ka Stamp Paper.

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A Massege From: The Students Of Accounting & Finance.

Invest at Your Own Risk.

before marriage eve

Before marriage
Everyone Has A
Hundred Theories
About Raising Children
And No Children

But

After marriage
They Only Have Children
And No Theories ... ;->

mathematician marri

Mathematician
Marries A Girl
After marriage She
Asks Him: How Do I
Look ?

Mathematician:
Tan C / Sin C =
Sin C / Cos C . Sin C
= 1 / Cos C
= Sec C ... ;->

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