marriage SMS Messages141 messages


What''s The Main Reason For Divorce?
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marriage !

Husband crying in front of TV
wife:which serial u r watching

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Husband : No serial
our marriage CD

marriage is like a public toilet





Those waiting outside are desperate to get in
&
Those inside are desperate to come out..



Arrange marriage:

5,00,000 Shadi Par.

1,00,000 Haq Meher.
Aur
Shadi ki Muktalf Rasmon Pe Rs.50,000

Shadi k 3 Dino Ka Khrcha Rs.6,50,000

Yani Shadi k 1 Din ka Kharcha Rs.216666.6667

1 Ghantay ka Rs.9027.77778

Or 1 Minute ka Rs.150.462963

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Ufff! Tauba Tauba.



Love marriage:

Sirf 120 Rupay Ka Stamp Paper.

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A Massege From: The Students Of Accounting & Finance.

Invest at Your Own Risk.
Happy Anniversary And May Your marriage Be
Blessed With Love,


Joy And Companionship For All The Years Of

Your Lives!
marriage IS THAT RELATION BETWEEN MAN AND WOMEN IN WHICH THE Independence IS Equal,

THE Dependence MUTUAL AND THA Obligation Reciprocal".

Best WISHES FOR Happy Wedding Anniversary.
Happy Anniversary
and May
your marriage be Blessed with love,
joy And companionship
For all the years of your lives!
Happy Anniversary And May Your marriage Be
Blessed With Love,


Joy And Companionship For All The Years Of

Your Lives!
marriage is that relation between
man and women in which
the Independence is Equal,
the Dependence mutual and
the Obligation Reciprocal”.
Best wishes for Happy Wedding Anniversary.