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Teacher: How Do You Differentiate
Teacher: How Do You Differentiate
"WIFE" & "MOTHER"

SANTA:
Before marriage We Sleep With "MOTHER"
&
After marriage
We Sleep With
Our
"WIFE
''Marriage is the proces
''marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred.''
''Marriage is the proces
''marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred.''
''Marriage is like a public toilet
''marriage is like a public toilet

Those waiting outside are desperate to get in
&
Those inside are desperate to come out..
Important essay for 2nd year english paper.
Important essay for 2nd year english paper.

1. marriage of Sania and Shoaib.

2. Hussey brothers vs AKmal brothers.

3. Merits and Demerits of facebooK.

4. Favourite Personality-Ahmed Faraz.

5. How to control happiness when electricity is available.
Marriage is a three ring
marriage is a three ring circus: an engagement ring, a wedding ring, and suffering
Girl asks her lover,
Girl asks her lover, will you love me like this after marriage also? Boy: Yes, only if your husband does not have any problem.
Smart man + smart woman = Romance
Smart man + smart woman = Romance

Smart man + dumb woman = Affair

Dumb man + smart woman = marriage

Dumb man + dumb woman = Pregnancy
Marriage is a relationship
marriage is a relationship of love between life partners and love is blind…therefore, marriage is 4 blind people.
After engagement : Superman
After engagement : Superman
After marriage :
Gentleman
After 10 years : Watchman
After 20 years : Doberman
Girls Psychology
Girls Psychology - Fraud with Innocent Boys; Fun with Handsome Boys; Friendship with Charming Boys; Contacts with Intelligent Boys; Flirt with Freaky Boys; Love with Faithful Boys & in the end marriage with the Rich Boy
Wife : Honey .
Wife : Honey ...... What are You Looking for ?
Husband : Nothing.
Wife : Nothing...?? U''ve been reading our marriage certificate 4 an
hour ...?? Husband : I was just looking 4 the expiry date.

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