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One GOOD way to

One GOOD way to REDUCE Alcohol consumption :

Before marriage . . . Drink whenever you are SAD

After marriage . . . Drink whenever you are HAPPY. . . ;->

In A Marriage. . .

In A marriage. . .

One Person Always Wins

And

The Other Person Is Called HUSBAND. . . ;->

"FRIENDS STAND BEHIND

"FRIENDS STAND BEHIND U DURING UR BAD TIMES"
do u want a documentary proof ??
Ok,In future check out ur marriage album..U''ll find al frns behind u!

Two secrets to keep

Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming

1. Whenever you''re wrong, admit it,

2. Whenever you''re right, shut up. .

Husband: "Where do

Husband: "Where do you want to go for our marriage anniversary. . . ?"

Wife: "Some where I have never been. . . !"

Husband: "How about the kitchen. . . ?" . . . ;->

After marriage,

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin;
they just can''t face each other, but still they stay together. . . ;->

1 smile = 1 friendship

1 smile = 1 friendship
1 friendship = 1 love
1 love = 1 proposal
1 proposal = 1 marriage
And 1 marriage = THOUSANDS of problem.
so better think before you smile.

"Some people ask

"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We
take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A
little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing.
She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."

Two secrets to keep

Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you''re wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you''re right, shut up.

Marriage s like

marriage s like
going to Resturant
U order Ur choice
from d menu & then
look at d neighbouring table & wish
KASH YE ORDER KIA HOTA

Marriage s like

marriage s like
going to Resturant
U order Ur choice
from d menu & then
look at d neighbouring table & wish
KASH YE ORDER KIA HOTA

A student''s leave letter:

A student''s leave letter:
"As I am suffering from my uncle''s marriage I cannot attend the
class...."

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