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Police ki maar se koi mar to nai jata ……FAISAL

Bas uthne bethne ke andaz badal jate hain.
Sardar: Kal koi mera purse maar gaya us mein 2000 rupees thy,

Pathan: Jhooty,1500 thy maine ghar ja kar khud giny thy.

Sardar: Paise ka masla nahi hai bas tum admi ka pata karo.
Aik "Bazurg" Se kisi ne sawaal kiya k
"Agar hmaare naseeb mein pehle se hi
sab kuch likh diya gaya hai to phir DUA kyun kren?


"Bazurg" ne Farmaya:
"Ho sakta hai Tumhare Parwardigaar ne yehi Tumhaare naseeb mein likh dia ho k Maango gay to milay ga warna nahi".

SUBHANALLAH.
SPREAD IT.

Tere Naam ki thi jo Ro$hni u$ey khud tu ne Bujha diya
Ji$sko jala $aki thi na Dhoop u$ey chandni ne jala diya


Mein hoon Gardi$hon ka maara huwa mujhey ab apni khabar nahi
Wo jo $hakh$ tha mera rehnuma u$ey Ra$ton main ganwaa diya


Ji$s ko $amjha tha tu ne raqeeb,woh tera naseeb tha
Tere Haath ki lakeer tha,u$ey tu ne haath se hi mita diya


Mujhey i$hq hai ke junoon, yeh fai$la kabhi na ho $aka
Mera naam zeenat-e-da$ht tha,i$ey aandhiyon ne mita diya


Yeh uda$iyoo ka jamal hai , ke maraivj-e-kamal hai
Ke kabhi zaat se bi chupa liya , to kabhi $hehar bhar ko $una diya


Meri umar ka Guli$tan abhi khula huwa hai zaroor par
Wo jo phool they teri chah ke unko mau$amo ne gira diya.....
A girl sitting in examination hall with sardar ji
Girl: sardar ji mein tuwadi nakal mar laa?..
Sardar: ahoo to meri nakel maar lay fair mein teri asal mar lawa ga...
Hamaare to daaman mein kaanto ke siva kuch nahin.
Aap to phoolon ke kharid-daar nazar aate hain.
Jahan mein kitne dost mile hume par sabse ache
aap nazar aate hain..
Musharaf Ki Car K Neechay Ek Puppy aa K maar Gaya .

He Told Driver To Find The Woner Of This Little Puppy To Give Compensation..

Driver Went And When He Cam BAck , He Had Alot Of Roses Arround This Neck .

Musharaf Surprised to see & Asked Him ..

Driver Said : " Sir Mai Ne Un Logon Se Sirf Yeh Kaha Tha Ke Main President Musharaf Ka Driver Hun ,

Kuttay Ka BAcha Mar Gya Hai ..

Yeh Sun Kar Woh Nachnay Lage Aur

Mere Galay Mein Haar Daal Diya
2 Ghante Attey Ki Line Mei Khare Rehte Hoe Ik Admi Ghuse Ma Chilaya

''Mei Musharaf Ko Goli Marne Ja Raha Hu.

Kuch Der Baad Wo Wapis Attey Ki Line Mei Khara Ho Gya

Kisi Ne Pucha,

''Kyu maar Dia''

Mayusi SE Jawab Dia, ''Waha Pe ßhi Line Lagi Hai..''

Jeenay Do Musharaf
Holi aayi satrangi rango ki bouchar laayi,
Dher saari mithai aur mitha mitha pyar laayi,

Aap ki zindagi ho mithe pyar aur khusiyon se bhari,
Jisme samaaye saaton rang yahi shubhkamna hai hamaari.
Arz kiya hai...
tuhaar chehraa moti samaan...
tuhaar chehraa moti samaan...
moti hamaar kutte ka naam.
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Fresh Orange Juice
Ka Dabba Bheja Hai..







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