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Khumaar-alooda nazroon ki har ek junbish hai afsaana..

Elaahi..! Hum unhain daikhen?? ke unka daikhna daikhen.. !

SARDAR: Batao Aisa Kiya Karen K Saanp Bhi Mar Jaye Aur Laathi Bhi Na Tootay ? ,
, PATHAN: Jootay Se maar Do:)

Ek Sardaarji ka Paltu Kutta behosh hogaya.
Sardaarji usko leke Vetirinary Hospital gaye
aur Doctor se bola iski timaardari karo.
Doctor thoroughly checked the dog and
said it is dead. Sardar rone laga bola Dr. ek
baar aur try karo.

Doctor inside room mai gaya aur ek Billi le
ke aaya aur us Dog per billi ko khara ker diya.
Billi us dog ko smell kerne lagi at all places
aur chali gayi. Doctor said, no it is dead.
Sardar ne pooncha kitna payment dena hai?

Doctor bola 100 Rs. hospital fee and 500 rupee
for Cat Scanning.

Muddassar Khan

Mohabat phir Muhabat he....

Kbi Dil se nhi jaati,

Hazaron rang hain is k,

Ajab hi dhang hain iske,

Kabi sehra.

Kabi darya,

Kabi jugnu,

Kabi aansu,

Hazaro roop rakhte he,

Badan jhulsa k jo rakh de

Kabi wo dhoop rekhti he,

Kabi ban kar ye ek jugnu shab-e-gham k andheron main

Dilon ko aas deti he,

Kabi manzil kenaarey par piyasa maar deti he,

Aziyat hi aziyat hai,

Magr

Ye b haqiqat he,

Muhabat phir muhabat he

Kabi dil se nhi jaati...

Jaanay kub

Jaanay kub kon kisay maar day kaafir keh kar
Shehr ka shehr musalmaan huwe phirta hay

Pathan 1st on Jhaaz

Pathan 1st Time Jahaz Pe Baitha:
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Jesy hi Jahaz ka Agla Tyre Ooper Utha, Tu Pathan Pilot ko maarny Laga.
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Aur Bola:

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Mai Pehlay He Dara Huwa Hon
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Aur
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Tum Wheeling Kar Rahy Ho. …

pathan

Pathan "Mazar" Pe Bomb Rakhte Hoy Pakra Gya.

Logo Ne Bht maara 0r Pocha Aisa Q Kia.?

PTHAN ko Kuch Smaj Na Aaya To Bola:"Mene Bomb Rakhne ki Mannat Mani Thi"...:-)

judae

Kitne ulaj gae ha judai ma zindagi,

Wo shaks jafa kar k ehsan kar gaya,

Ma jis ko baat baat pa kehta tha apni jaan,

Dekho wo he shaks mujhe bejan kar gaya,

Phely wo meri zaat ke tameer ma raha,

Phir mujko apny haath se masmaar kar gaya,

Wo Aaa mila tu faasly kat' tay chaly gaey,

Bichra tu rasty merey dushwar kar gaya,

Bichra kuch es ada se k rut he badal gae,

Ek shaks saary shehar ko viran kar gaya

pathan

1 kabutar pathan ko tang kr rha tha, pathan ne usy pakar liya or usy maarne ka faisla kr liya, wo usy chhath pe ly gaya

aur

wahan se neche phaink diya.

Line Maarne ka tareeka

Line maarne k boht saare tareekey hein jin meinse 3 mandarja zail hain.
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1)Pen se,
2)Pencil se,
3)Marker se.

Think Positive Yaar

funny

Pathan Ne Maulana Ko Bohat maara, Kisi Ne Pocha Kyun maara. PATHAN: Ye Kehta He Tamam Muslman Jannat k Mazay Lenge, Janat Hamara Bewi Ka Naam Hai..

pathan & maulana

Pathan Ne Maulana Ko Bohat maara,

Kisi Ne Pocha Kyun maara.

PATHAN: Ye Kehta He Tamam Muslman Jannat k Mazay Lenge,

Janat Hamara Bewi Ka Naam Hai..

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