maar SMS Messages252 messages

''Pathan Apne biwi k Saath Ja Raha Tha:


1 Larkay Ne Aankh maari.


Pathan: Tujhe Sharam Nahi Aati Mujhe Aankh Martay Ho.

Larka: Maine Tujhe Nahi Ter''
''Aaj Phir Ek Pathan Pit Gaya:

Pathan Shia Ki Majlis Mai Gaya,

Aur Wahan Dekha Sab Seenay Pe Haath maar Rahy Hain.

Pathan Samajh Gaya Aur Zor Zor Se Haath maar Kar Cheekha.

AAL IZ WELL.

AAL IZ WELL. :-)
''Police ki maar se koi mar to nahi jata

"Faraz"

Han mager uthne baithne k andaz badal jatay hain!''
''Doctor 2 Charsi: Cigerette Noshi Insan Ko Aahista Aahista maar Deti Hai...
Charsi: Te Theek Ay.....Saanu Keri Jaldi Ay.....? ;-) B-)''
Khuda kare tera mobile kho jaye.
Mile mujhe aur mera ho jaye.
Karu SMS ladkion ko naam tera aaye.
maar tujhe pade aur
kaleja mera thanda ho jaye.
Baniye ki wife bimaar thi, light na hone ki wajah se usne candle jala di aur bola: Doc ko lene jaa raha hun, agar tumhe lage ki tum nahin bachogi to plz candle bujha dena
Gabbar: Kitne admi they?
Sambha: Sardar 2
Gabbar: Mujhe ginti nahin aati, 2 kitne hote hain?
Samba: Sardar 2, 1 ke baad aata hai
Gabbar: Aur 2 ke pehle?
Samba: 2 k pehle 1 aata hai.
Gabbar: To beech mein kaun ata hai?
Samba: Beech mein koi nahi aata>
Gabbar:: To phir dono ek saath kyun nahin aate?
Samba: 1 k baad hi 2 aa sakta hai, kyun ki 2, 1 se bada hai.
Gabar: 2, 1 se kitna bada hai?
Samba: 2, 1 se 1 bada hai.
Gabbar: Agar 2, 1 se 1 bada hai to 1, 1 se kitna bada hai?
Samnba: Sardar maine aapka namak khaya hai, mujhe goli maar
wht did the kangaroo say when she found her baby missing?
…….Aaila!!!!! kisne mera pocket maar liya
Wife: Kya kar rahe ho?
Man: Makkhiya maar rha hu.
Wife: Kitni mari?
Man: 3 male aur 2 female.
Wife: Kaise malum?
Man: Kyonki 3 daru ki botal se chipki thi or 2 phone se...
2 Men searchig for their lost wifes 1st: how''s ur wife look like?2nd:beautiful,bold,tall,blue eyes.What about urs?1st: Meri nu maar goli,chal teri labiye :-D
WHENEVER I WANT UR PRESENCE,
I READ YOUR SMS...................


WHENEVER I WANT TO SEE YOU,
I CLOSE MY EYES......................


WHENEVER I WANT TO HEAR YOUR VOICE,
KUTTE KO PATHAR maar DETA HOOON
Jab kabi b


aapki larai


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ma ne kabi kisi ko maar khate nahi dekha ;->