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ek pathan mobile company

Ek Pathan Mobile Company Main Job K Liye Gaya:

1st Ques K Answer Pe He Usay maar K Bhaga Diya Gaya.

Ques: Which Is The Most Popular Network.

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Pathan: Al-Quaida. :-)

ek chooha maarna hai

Suna Hai Aapki Muskurahat Pe Har Kio Marta Hai.

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Zara Time Nikaal Kar Aana To.

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Ek Chooha maarna Hai. :-P

william innocent nargis

Larky ki Izzat Mitti Main Mil Jati Hai,
Jab Koi Larki Usey Sar-e-Aam Tamacha maar dey.

Magar Ladki ki Izzat Aur Nazuk Hoti Hai.
Uske Liye Sar-e-Aam Chumna Kaafi Hai!

~William Innocent Nargis.

jhooti dunya kahan ja rahi hai

Najanay Ye Jhooti Dunya Kahan Ja Rahi Hai.

Wah Wah!

Najanay Ye Jhooti Dunya Kahan Ja Rahi Hai.

Khud Paad maar K Kehte Hain,
Ye Badbu Kahan Se Aarahi Hai. :-)

pathan apne biwi k saath ja raha tha

Pathan Apne biwi k Saath Ja Raha Tha:

1 Larkay Ne Aankh maari.

Pathan: Tujhe Sharam Nahi Aati Mujhe Aankh Martay Ho.

Larka: Maine Tujhe Nahi, Teri Biwi Ko maari Hai.

Pathan: Sorry Yaar! Maine Tujhe Ghalat Samjha. :-)

badboo aap ne maari hai

Wo Kya Janay Mere Dil Pe Kya Guzri us waqt "paPpu"
Jab Us Ne Meri Tarf Dekha or Boli..

Excuse me
Badboo aap ne maari hai...? ;->

aaj phir ek pathan pit gaya

Aaj Phir Ek Pathan Pit Gaya:

Pathan Shia Ki Majlis Mai Gaya,

Aur Wahan Dekha Sab Seenay Pe Haath maar Rahy Hain.

Pathan Samajh Gaya Aur Zor Zor Se Haath maar Kar Cheekha.

AAL IZ WELL.

AAL IZ WELL. :-)

pathan 1st time jahaz pe baitha

pathan 1st time jahaz pe baitha

Pathan 1st Time Jahaz Pe Baitha:

Jesy hi Jahaz ka Agla Tyre Ooper Utha,
Tu Pathan Pilot ko maarny Laga.

Aur Bola:

Mai Pehlay He Dara Huwa Hon

Aur

Tum Wheeling Kar Rahy Ho. :-)

new student remix of amplifier

New Student Remix Of Amplifier:

KaAliyan bariyan we paper nu me laawa,
Speed me 220 di likhaan,
Teacher de saamne me nai rukda,
Em a night writer,
Rem0vAan maar mar paper nu chehk kad da,
Sarey bchey takde we ki hogaya,
Lagda we aj mera paper hogaya,
Un nu me puchda,
Ni paper sada le ja ni jattiye,
Ni dur isey le ja we ariye,
Ni teacher tu meri, meri, Mein tera student dent.

twinkle twinkle little faraz

Twinkle Twinkle Little FARAZ.
Teri girlfrnd gae bazar,
usko milgaya dosra pyaar,
ab tu baith k makhiyan maar!
toba toba astagfar.
Twinkle Twinkle litle FARAZ!

twinkle twinkle little faraz

Twinkle Twinkle Little FARAZ.
Teri girlfrnd gae bazar,
usko milgaya dosra pyaar,
ab tu baith k makhiyan maar!
toba toba astagfar.
Twinkle Twinkle litle FARAZ!

bey izzati ka maqaam

Is Say Barh Kar Bey-Izzati Ka Maqaam Kia Hoga Faraz!

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K Date Pay Chheenk maari to

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Naak ka Chooha BACHCHI k Hooton Pay Jaa laga. :-)

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