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Job Question

Pathan Mobile Company Mein Job K Liye Interview Dene Geya Pehly hi Sawal Ka Jawab Dene Par Usy maar Kar Bhaga diya Geya Sawal Tha . . . . . Sub se Mashoor Network Kon sa Ha? Pathan: Cartoon Network HAhahahaahahahahahaahahahaahahahahahaahahahahahaahahahahahahaha

Jisnay Thoray Waaday Jisnay Toora Dil

Jisnay Thoray Waaday Jisnay Toora Dil
Jeena Mushkil Hoo Gaya Daidi Kitni Mushkil
Uss Baywafaa Say Ab Haar Rishta Toor Daingay
Muhabbat Chor Daingaay Hm
Muhabbaat Chor Daingay Hm
maar Jayen Gay Par Ab Us Ka Naam Nahi Lain Gay
Jisnaay Toora Dil Usay Ilzaam Nahi Deingay
Dil Ki Batoo Mai Akaar Yeah Dhokaay Khayaaye Hein
Abb Apnaay Dil Say Ham Koi Kaam Nahi Lain Gay
Uss Baiwafaa Say Ab Har Rishta Tor Daingay
Muhabbat Chor Daingay Ham
Muhabbat Choor Daingay Ham.

Aqwaal e zareen

Apni aarzuon ko dil hi me maar dalo or dilon ko in me na marne do [hazart umer bin abdul aziz r.h]

Ek African bus me Apne bache K sath

Ek African bus me Apne bache K sath
Chara…

Conducter:itna badsoorat bacha aj tek
nahi Dakha.

African ko bohet Gussa aya…

Sardar:kya hua??

African:Conducter ne meri insult ki he…

Sardar:Jaa maar k aa lanti nu..
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Te Ae Apne Baandar Menu paraa ja.

fresh juice ka dibba

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Fresh Orange Juice Ka dibba
Bheja Hai
JUST 4 U
Khali Hai..
Paon maar Kar
“Patakha” Baja Lena

socho us waqt

Soch us wqt meray Dil pe kaya guzra hogi
“D_G”
Jb us ne ghoom k meri taraf daikha or boli:
Ezcuze me…..
“PAd”
Ap ne maara hy?

jab tak zinda hain

Jab tak zinda hain msg krty rahenGe,
Or jis din na karen to samaj lena k.
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Aglay din karenGe,
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maar dO
maar dO zalimO
Haly tay wia v ni h0ya.;-(

commerce ki larki

Ek Commerce ki Larki gaali kese de gi?

Salay Bounced Cheque.

Zameen pe Liability.

Pedaishi Bad Debit.

Insolvent Aadmi Itna maarongi k teri Balance Sheet bhi Telly nahi hogi.

Sad Ghazal

Kuch Na Kehna
Chup Chup Rehna
Ye b Ek Udasi Hy.
Hans k Saray Sadmay Sehna
Ye b Ek Udasi Hy.
Bethay Bethay Kho Sa Jana
Yun Hi Dur Khyalon Main.
Chalte Chalte Hanste Rehna
Ye b Ek Udasi Hy.
maar k Kankar Lehrain Gin'na
Beth k Jheel Kinaray Pr.
Kuch Logon Ka Hy Ye Kehna
Ye b Ek Udasi Hy…

Ghar waliii

Dosti Kro College wali se
Dosti kro college wali se, Ishq larao office wali se, Flirt kro pros wali se, Pyar kro dilwali se, ankh larao sali se, aur maar khao ger wali se.

Hamara Tazkara Chorho

Hamara Tazkara Chorho, Hum aisy loog hain jinhain

Nafrat kuch nahin kehti, Wafa'ain maar daite hain.. !

Khumaar-alooda nazroon

Khumaar-alooda nazroon ki har ek junbish hai afsaana..

Elaahi..! Hum unhain daikhen?? ke unka daikhna daikhen..

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