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A man loses everything bcoz of drinking; He sees empty beer botles & smashes d 1st one swearing
"u r d reason i dont have a wife",



Smashes 2nd one saying "u r d reason i dont have a job."



Picks up 3rd bottle & notices its sealed & full of beer, he says

"STAND ASIDE, I KNOW U R NOT INVOLVED!!"
Shadi Main Larki Ko Itna Kyon Sajaya Jata Hai?


Any Guess?

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OK

I''ll Tell You...

MAAL Jaisa Bhi Ho.
Packing Achi Honi Chahiye. :-)
Just close ur eyes and think of urself for 10 seconds......
Open ur eyes !
Now you will realize that u have wasted 10 sec in thinking of a
fool............
Can u pronounce good english:- read along woof, roof, loof, shoof, shoof,woof, loof, roof, poof, woof woof, hoof, woof, roof, shoof.Test
results: U r a good dog. Now stop barking.
Just close ur eyes and think of urself for 10 seconds......
Open ur eyes !
Now you will realize that u have wasted 10 sec in thinking of a
fool............
Good time,
bad time,
night time,
day time,
work time,
off time,
sad time,
happy time,
in the mean time i''m thinking of you all the time
I WANT TO TELL you ONE THING





-•= > PLZ DON"T MISTAKE ME .







-•= > PLZ DO IT SINCERELY .








WEAR A HELMET WHEN WALking .







BECAUSE............................?





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