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Height of secrecy...

Tushar kapoor pays the producer 50 lacs for taking him in films..lol

HEIGHT OF SUSPICION
Man asking his Wife" Who is the father of second child"

When....His wife delivers TWINS

q.1: study=dont fail
Eq.2: dont study=fail
ading eq 1&2 study+dont study=fail+dont fail
taking comon, study(1+dont)=fail(1+dont)
sol: study=fail. HENCE PrOVED

Dis is a warning to

Dis is a warning to all those people who don''t Smoke..
One day, you''ll lose all ur friends,
They will all die
&
you''ll be left alone..
So, Start smoking... ;->

How Pakistani Professors speak english:

How Pakistani
Professors speak
english:

1)don''t dare talk in front
of my back!
2)both of you three get
out of the class!
3)take 5 cm wire of any length!
4)All of u stand in a
straight circle!
5)Be quiet..The principke
just passed away
6)Y r u looking at the monkey outside the window when i am here

Teacher:Four beautiful girls are walking on the road..

Teacher:Four beautiful girls are walking on the road..

change it to exclamatory sentence.

Student:WOW!

FILM; "Destroy Pakistan "

FILM;

"Destroy Pakistan "

Hero:

President Bush
Co Hero:
Mushraf

Herion:
Condlisa Rise

Villan:
Osama bin laden

Scripted in:
USA
Pakistan

Character Actors:
N Shrif,Qazi,Imran,
Amin Fahim

Friendly y Apperance:
SAUDI king

Comedien:
sheikh Rashid

Suporting Actor:

Hamiid Karzai,

Molana Fazal-ur-Rehmn

Mother :

Mother : Why arent you doing very well in History?
Son: Because the teacher keeps asking about things that happened before I was born. ;->

thought of the day

thought of the day

kabi yeh mut socho k tmhare girlfrd ne tmhey kitna romantic sms bheja hey.

hamesha socho usey kis ney bheja hey.

SmS king

Positive Thinking:

Positive Thinking:
Poem: little bird in the sky,dropping potty on ur eye,
you dont worry,
you dont cry,
Thank to god..that elephant dont fly..

Walking on hillside,

Walking on hillside, Santa fell down a deep hole.
Banta: Are you ok?
Santa: Fine thanks!
Banta: Did you break anything?
Santa: No, theres nothing down here!

Why pakistan is in trouble

Why pakistan is in trouble ? Population: 16 crore
4 crore retired
3 crore in state govt don''t work
2 crore in school
2 crore under 5 year
2 crore unemployed
2 crore house wives
99,99,998 are any time in jail.
The balance is you & me. you are busy in checking SMS.

HOW can i handle pakistan alone?

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