q.1: study=dont fail

q.1: study=dont fail
q.1: study=dont fail
Eq.2: dont study=fail
ading eq 1&2 study+dont study=fail+dont fail
taking comon, study(1+dont)=fail(1+dont)
sol: study=fail. HENCE PrOVED
  

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