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Ur d angel who I cherish so dearly

Ur d angel who I cherish so dearly
in tis heart of mine,
d 1 who makes my day brighter,
by making my whole world shine..!

3 - 2 = one heart praying 4 you

3 - 2 = one heart praying 4 you
1 + 1= two eyes looking for you
3+2= five sensesmissing you.
4+3= seven days in a week i desire you.
7+5= 12months asking god to bless you

"I"m enthralled by your beauty,

"I"m enthralled by your beauty,
mesmerised by your charisma and spellbound by your love.
No wonder I am always thinking about you."

Duniya Bananay Wale Ki Taraf Se

Duniya Bananay Wale Ki Taraf Se

" Dhamaka Ramzan Offer "

Jannat Mai Plot Book Karvain , Inthai Asan Shrait Pr ,
Sachi Tooba Se ,
Advance Booking KArwain ,
Rozana 5 Namazoon K Installments Jama Karwain ,
Corner Plot K Liye Poore Rozay Rakhien ,
Behtrin Tamirat k Liye Zakat Dain ,

There R Only 7 Days Left ..

Jaldi Karo

Dear Friend,

Dear Friend,
Your Validity For Taking Food
During The Day Time Has Expired.
Please Fast Next 30 Days
To Resume Your Day Time Food.
Thank You For Eating.
Happy Ramazan

(2)A Ramzan Checklist. . .

(2)A Ramzan Checklist. . .

Intend To Fast Everyday With Iman & Pure Intention Seeking The Reward From ALLAH Alone.
The Prophet Peace Be Upon Him Said,
"Whoever Fasts In Ramadan With
man & Seeking Reward
(from ALLAH) his Past Sins
Will Be Forgiven"

(Bukhari)

Before Marriage:-

Before Marriage:-

He: yes! atlast it was so hard 2 wait
she:do you want me 2 leave?
He: No! don’t even think about it
She: do you love me ?
He:ofcourse! over n over!
She:have u ever cheated on me?
He:No!y r u even asking?
She:will u go on wid me on picnic?
He:every chance I get!
She:will u hit me ?
He:R u crazy?I’m not that kind of person!
She:can I trust u?
He:yes..
She: Darling!

After marriage…
Now simply read from bottom to top

Teacher : What do you call a person

Teacher : What do you call a person
who keeps on talking when
people are no longer interested?

Pupil : A teacher.

Fact about women:

Fact about women:
They can see a hair of a girl
on their husband’s coat from 20 meters,
but can’t see a pillar from 2 meters
while parking a car . . . :-D

Santa cuts sides of the capsule

Santa cuts sides of the capsule
before taking it?
Guess why?
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To avoid the side effects!

Titanic was sinking.

Titanic was sinking.
An englishman asked Santa, “How far is land”?
Santa: 2 KMs.
Englishman jumped into sea.
Englishman: Now, which direction (left or right)?
Santa: Downwards!

Breaking News ATM @ Gulshan-e-Iqbal Is Jammed &

Breaking News
ATM @ Gulshan-e-Iqbal Is Jammed &
Not In Working Condition
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Because
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Sardar’s Wife Put Hair pin In Machine
When It Said”, Enter Ur PIN” ;)

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