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A Sardar & A Wife Were Walking Outside
When The Wife Said,
"Oh Look At The Dead Bird!!!"

The Sardar Looked

At Sky & Said,






"Where, Where"???
Santa: My Dctr Told
Me To Drink Carrot
Juice Aftr A Hot Bath
2 Cure My Cold

Banta: Does It Work ?

Santa: I Don''t Know
I Can Never Finish
Drinking d Hot Bath ... ;->
Man sees Sardar-G
standing in d midle of
a huge feild of grass
& notices, He is jst
standing dere,doing
nothing, luking @
nothing
Man asks: Sardar-G
wh8 r U doing ?
Sardar-G: Em trying 2
win a noble prize
Man: How?
Sardar-G: Well I heard
they give d noble prize
2 ppl who r
outstanding in their
feild.. ;->
Santa Was Walking Thru D Forest

He Saw Snake Hanging On D Tree.

Santa: Sirf Latak Ne Se Height

Nahi Badegi,

Mummy Ko Bolo Complann Pilaye..
Santa: How can you Stop Barking our Dog in our Backyard?

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.
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Banta: That''s Easy!!! The answer is put it in Front Yard!. :-)
Dear Teacher,
Thanks for making us what we are today.
Happy teachers Day
Without you, we would have been lost.
Thank you teacher for guiding us, inspiring us
And making us what we are today.
Happy Teachers Day!
I forgave your broken promises,
I forgave you from the start.
But one thing I won''t forgive,
Is your breaking of my heart.
Refusing To Forgive Someone

Is Like Drinking Poison,

And Waiting For

The Other Person To Die.
"I''m Here, And I Love You.
I Have Always Loved You,
And I Will Always Love You.
I Was Thinking Of You,
Seeing Your Face In My Mind,
Every Second That I Was Away.
When I Told You I Didn''t Want You,
It Was The Blackest Kind Of Blasphemy."
IF PEOPLE OPPOSE U,THAT MEAN U R GOING IN RIGHT DIRECTION,AND KEEP WORking IN THE SAME......... ;)
Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make them when nobody is looking