Two guls are talking to each other:
HEY I GOT MARRIED!
OH,THATS
good!
NO DATS BAD ,HE''S UGLY!
OH DATS BAD!
NO DATS
good HE IS RICH!
OH,THATS
good!
NO DATS BAD ,HE WONT GIVE ME A PENNY
OH DATS BAD!
NO DATS
good HE BOUGHT ME A BIG HOUSE!
OH,THATS
good!
NO DATS BAD THE HOUSE BURNT DOWN!
OH DATS BAD!
NO DATS
good HE WAS IN IT!