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A good friend is one who tells u 2 study well but a best friend is one who sits outside ur exam hall n says ABY KITNA LIKHAY GA CHAL BAHAR AA..
U know i saw sumone in a coffee shop

Really good lookin

Very SmartSo Delightful

More like a Celebrity

I walked nearer...

Damn !

THESE MIRRORS YAAR!
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KISI BHI Time APUN ka SMS aa sakta hai.
To be a "good professional", always start to study late for "Exams". Because it teaches how to manage "Time" and tackle "Emergencies"!!
Two guls are talking to each other:
HEY I GOT MARRIED!
OH,THATS good!
NO DATS BAD ,HE''S UGLY!
OH DATS BAD!
NO DATS good HE IS RICH!
OH,THATS good!
NO DATS BAD ,HE WONT GIVE ME A PENNY
OH DATS BAD!
NO DATS good HE BOUGHT ME A BIG HOUSE!
OH,THATS good!
NO DATS BAD THE HOUSE BURNT DOWN!
OH DATS BAD!
NO DATS good HE WAS IN IT!
Can?we do romance in the midnight today? I’m in a good mood:) Just a little bit of kissing and biting!! Reply me soon, yours Loving Mosquito.
U r GENIUS.


U r INTELLIGENT.


U r good LOOKING...


U r SMART...


There''s nO Other like u.../
A Sales Man Tired Of His Job... He Gave It Up To B''cum A PoliceMan.....
Several Months Later.. A Friend Askd Hiim
"How He Liked His New Job....?"

He Replied :
The Pay Is good & The Hors Aren''t Bad
But
What I Like Best Is That " The Customer Is Always Wrong"..... ;->
A Sales Man Tired Of His Job... He Gave It Up To B''cum A PoliceMan.....
Several Months Later.. A Friend Askd Hiim
"How He Liked His New Job....?"

He Replied :
The Pay Is good & The Hours Aren''t Bad
But
What I Like Best Is That " The Customer Is Always Wrong"..... ;->
Wife-1baat bolti hu,Par maarna nahi.Hus-Batao. Wife-Me Pregnant hu! Hus-Its
goodNews.Wife- Shadi k pahle dad ko bataya to bohot maar padi thi
Doctor to sardar : You will die within 2 hours.
Do you want to see any one before you die?
Sardar : Yes. A good doctor
There are only 5 things we need in life: good friends, good job, good food, good sleep & good _ UCK. Whatever u are thinking... is right. good Day.