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good NEWS:
ACCA Exams wil now b only OBJECTIVE TYPE


Example:

3+3=?


Options:

a. 6

b. Six

c. VI

d. 6.0

Moral:

ACCA is still TOUGH.
Dentist''s Advice on Secret of good Health:

Alwys treat your toothbrush like a b0yfriend.
Dont let anybody else use it & get a new 1 every 3 months.! B-)
Everything is
"Pre-Written"
But, with Prayers
it can be
"Re-Written"... ;->

/good MorninG\

Have a Blessed Day (:->
If I were to make a dictionary

CUTE - YOU

SWEET - YOU

THOUGHTFUL - YOU

good LOOKING - YOU

BEAUTIFUL - YOU

LIAR - ME ... =P ;->
After checkup, Dr. said to wife:

"Ur husband is suffering from a very severe disease. If u don''t do the following, he''ll die.

Each day, fix him healthy breakfast. Be pleasant, & in good mood. Cook tasty dinner for him. Don''t discuss ur problems with him. If u can do this for 1 year, ur husband will be OK."

On the way home, the husband asked:

"What did the Dr. say?

She said:

"Doctor ne jawab de dia hy...." =P =D
My dear,
good NEWS 4 U

Meiny ghor se dekha hai.


k aap ka naam





N_R_O LIST me nhi hai.

BE HAPPY ;->
Teacher: Give Me Sentence With a Direct Object.

Student: Every one Thinks You Are The Best Teacher.

Teacher: Than,
But What is The Object?


Student: To Get good Marks! :-)
A.O.A!

How Are You?

Aapko Ek good News Suna Dun,

Is Month Ki
29 Ko Meri Mehndi Hai
30 Ko Baarat Jay gi,
31 ko InshaAllah Valima Hoga.

You and Your Family is Invited Dear!
Doctor: Mrs. Taniya good news for you!

Girl: What do you mean Mrs. Taniya? Iam Miss Taniya!

Doctor: Oh !! Sorry Miss Taniya...Bad news for you!


Sam: I Have Changed My Mind.

Ali : good

So Does This One Work Better?

Ques: Do You Know
Which Animal Has good
Manner?


Ans: Cat

Why?
Because It Always Asks
Permission Before
Coming Inside
''Maiauon''


I Filled In A Form At A
Dating Agency Recently
Describing My Ideal
Woman, "She Should Be
Pretty Cute, Into Water
Sports And Group
Activities Plus Look
good In Black"
The Agency Replied
Me Back And Told Me
"I Should Marry
Penguin ..." ;->