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He was a good man

He was a good man. He never smoked, drank & had no affair. When he died, the insurance company refused the claim. They said, he who never lived, cannot die!

The Only Way You Can Feel Good About

The Only Way You Can Feel good About YourSelf Is By Making SomeOne Else Look Bad.

And

I''m Tired Of Making Other People Feel good About Themselves…. ;->

The Only Way You Can Feel Good About

The Only Way You Can Feel good About YourSelf Is By Making SomeOne Else Look Bad.

And

I''m Tired Of Making Other People Feel good About Themselves…. ;->

The Only Way You Can Feel Good About

The Only Way You Can Feel good About YourSelf Is By Making SomeOne Else Look Bad.

And

I''m Tired Of Making Other People Feel good About Themselves…. ;->

The Only Way You Can Feel Good About

The Only Way You Can Feel good About YourSelf Is By Making SomeOne Else Look Bad.

And

I''m Tired Of Making Other People Feel good About Themselves…. ;->

Biscuit walay ka love letter..

Biscuit walay ka love letter..

Dear MARIE!
2day is goodDAY.
U have Krack''jacked my little heart.
Now im in 50-50 position.
Plz dont play Hide n Seek..
Tumhara TigeR... ;->

One Good Way To

One good Way To REDUCE Alcohal Consumption . . .

Before Marriage. . . Drink WhenEver U r SAD

After Marriage. . . Drink WhenEver U r HAPPY . . . ;->

You can do so much in 10 minutes time.

You can do so much in 10 minutes time. . .

Ten minutes, once gone, are gone for good. . .

Divide your life into 10-minute units

&

sacrifice as few of them as possible in meaningless activity." ;->

One GOOD way to

One good way to REDUCE Alcohol consumption :

Before Marriage . . . Drink whenever you are SAD

After Marriage . . . Drink whenever you are HAPPY. . . ;->

God Is Very Kind To Women. . .

God Is Very Kind To Women. . .

The Older They Get, The Weaker Get Their Eyesight. So That They Look In The Mirror And Say :

" I Still Look As good As I Was 10 Years Ago . . . "

Deepak me agar noor

Deepak me agar noor na hota,tanha dil majboor na hota, hum aapse goodmrng kehne zaroor aate agar apka ghar itni dur na hota.

Man calls mental hospital

Man calls mental hospital & asks if there is anybody in Room 27.

Lady checks & tells him that the room is empty.

Man: good,that means I have really escaped.

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