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A Boy Sat On A Train
Chewing Gum & Staring
Vacantly Into Space,
Whn Suddenly An Old Woman
Sitting Opposite Said
''Its No good You Talking To Me,
Young Man, I''m Stone Deaf'' ;->

Americans make a car

Americans make a car
& 2 get some touch ups
They snd it 2 Japan
& they add a faster engine
Thn Japan sent it 2 UK
Who then added tinted windows
Who thn sent d car to China.
They added a better interior.
Thn they sent it 2 Pakistan.
Pakistani luk @ d car & see
What a good job all of them have done.
So they flip the car over
&
Put a stamp on MADE IN PAKISTAN .. ;->

: I Have Changed My Mind.

Sam: I Have Changed My Mind.

Ali : good

So Does This One Work Better?

Do You Know

Ques: Do You Know
Which Animal Has good
Manner?

Ans: Cat

Why?
Because It Always Asks
Permission Before
Coming Inside
''Maiauon''

I Filled In A Form At A

I Filled In A Form At A
Dating Agency Recently
Describing My Ideal
Woman, "She Should Be
Pretty Cute, Into Water
Sports And Group
Activities Plus Look
good In Black"
The Agency Replied
Me Back And Told Me
"I Should Marry
Penguin ..." ;->

I Filled In A Form At A

Wo khush ikhlaqi.

Wo khush ikhlaqi.... Wo payari ankhein.... Wo MASOOM sa chehra.... Wo UMDA ZEHAN.... Wo Nice Personality.... Aap ko YAAD Hai??? good.! good.! "Main ab bhi waisi hi hoon"

To b a "Good

To b a "good
Professional" Always
Start d Studies Late 4
"Exams"
Bcz
It Teaches How 2
Manage "Time" &
Tackle "Emergencies"

Back Bencherz
Association !! ;->

I am not decent

No

I
am
not
decent

I
am
not
good

I
am
Stupid

I
am
Mental

I
am
Idiot

Aisa Q Sochtey Ho
Tum, Tum Jese B ho
Mere Dost Ho, Got It ;->

~ T r u t h ~

~ T r u t h ~

Of Every Ten (10)
Person
Who Talk About You
Nine (9) Will Say
Something Bad
&
The Tenth (10th) Will
Say Something good In
A Bad Way ... ;->

Good Morning ! (bina bijli k)

2008 .....

good Morning !
(bina bijli k)

Have A Nice Day
(bina bijli k).....

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Stay Happy
(bina bijli k) ....=P;->

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