exam SMS Messages236 messages

class

classic example for students of different age
groups :-

1st to 3 rd stndard- hey I studied everything
for exam...
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4th to 6th std- Hey that Question was very
hard so I dint read that..

6th to 10th std- hey read only important
questions...

10 th to 11 th std- abe 4 chapters r enough....

12 th- saale whch exam is 2day...

Engineering/medical students - Oh ! exam aaj tha ....
Kamino bataya kyon nahi ..??

while choosing a book

While choosing a book,

1month B4 exam
We refer to
"Foreign Authors"

10 days B4 exam
"Local Author"

&

On Da day ov exam
V r da ''Authors''! =P

kanjoos

Teachr: Batao kanjoos kon hota hai?

Student:Sir jisko hum 100 msg b karen mager wo koi reply na kare

Teachr:Good, koi example b do iski

student: Apki beti.

exams

Jo ankhon se hamesha rahte hen Dor..

Wah Wah,

Jo ankhon se hamesha rahte hen dor..
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Wo Question exam me ate hen Zaror..:-D

exam

dad-exam kaisa hua?
son-Q. no 1 chhut gaya.
3 ata nahi tha.
4 karna bhul gaya.
5 nazar nahi aaya.
dad-Q. no 2 ?
son-bas wahi galat ho gaya.. (-;

facebook

exam k lie har book perhli mene

,FARAZ,

Dua karo ‘FACE’BOOK se bhi koi sawaal ajae…..

student

examiner: iss bird ki tang dekh kar iska nam batao..
Student:mujhe nahi pata
Xmar:Tum fail ho gaye whats ur name?
Student:meri tang dekh lo

Unpossible

Ek pathan apne exam ka result net pe dekh kar,....Oye yara ye kya.....mein fail hogaya aur wo bhi English k paper mein,
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It's UNPOSSIBLE.

ETC

Why we sometimes write "etc" in exams...?
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Because it means....
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E-End of
T-Thinking
C-Capacity

But our teachers don't understand.

exam result ka insurance

Kash koi “exam result” ka insurance kara deta,
Toh har exam ka pehle premium bharwa dete,
Pass hote toh thik hai,
Varna insurance claim karva lete…

Best Thing To Give

The Best Thing To Give . . . ! ! !

To Ur Enemy Is Forgiveness

To An Opponent Tolaerance

To A Friend Ur Heart

To Ur Child A Good example

To A Father Difference

To Ur Mother, Conduct That Will Maker Her Proud Of U

To UrSelf Respect

And To All Men Charity . . .

Late BEd Wakings

Late BEd Wakings

Slight Breakfasts

Bus Stand Figures Food Board travel

Late Attendence

Long Intervals

Sharing Canteen Food

Many Proposals

Mobile In SIlent Mode

Late Nite Chats

Some Missunderstandings

Correcting Friends

For examx Micro Slips

Struggle For Marks

Prestige In Arrears

Mass Bunk

Saturday Date

Enjoying Arguments

Freshers Wid Fear

Farewell Wid Tears

" UNICERSITY LIFE IS NOTHING BUT HEAVEN "

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