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Teacher : " Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"
One Student : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day and at the same time."
Human brain is the most outstanding object in world. It functions 24hrs a day, 365days a year. It functions right from the time we are born, and stop only when we enter the examination hall.
To be a "Good professional", always start to study late for "exams". Because it teaches how to manage "Time" and tackle "Emergencies"!!
Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head psychiatrist.
If the patients pass the exam, they will be free to leave the hospital. However, if they fail, the institution will detain them for seven years.
The doctor takes the three patients to the top of a diving board overlooking an empty swimming pool, and asks the first patient to jump.
The first patient jumps head first into the pool and breaks both arms.
Then the second patient jumps and breaks both legs.
The third patient looks over the side and refuses to jump.
"Congratulations! You''re a free man. Just tell me why didn''t you jump?" asked the doctor.
To which the third patient answered, "Well Doc, I can''t swim!"
Survey Subject:In how many days a 1000 pgs book cn b read.......?

Writer-6months, Doctor-2mnths, Lawyer-1month, STUDENT-ON THE NIGHT B4 THE exam.
Small Things Can Hurt A Lot....................
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example......................
U Can Sit On A Mountain But Not On A Pin........ ;->
A Gorgeous Girl Walks up 2 profesor'' cabin & Says : i Wil do anything 2 pass the exam.Prof: Anything?Girl : yaProf: ??Girl: yesProf: Then go & Study
Father to Son: samney ghar wali larki ko dekh............. har exam mein first aati hai

Son: Dad.............! usi ko tu dekhta raha, isiliye tu fail hogya hoon... ;->
WhaT wiLL a kiD SinG wHo paSsed hiS KG exams...?





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KG Kiya Re
KG Kiya Re
Lost my HB pencil with a rubber attached.

The pencil costs Rs.3/.

Warid has agreed to give me one paisa if you

forward this SMS(1 paisa per scrap).

If you have heart and want to help a poor child in

need, plz fwd it to atleast 10 friends.

Please don''t neglect.

Otherwise my dad will scold me. If you forward this

then your life will change for ever.

Your dream will come true tonight at 11.55.

If u dont forward, u''ll fail in ur exams

plz... hlp me
Kash koi "exam result" ka insurance kara deta
to har exam sa pehle premium bharwa deta.
Pass hota to thik
warna insurance claim karwa leta
A Gud Frend Is One Who Tell U To Study Well. . .

But

A Best Friend Is 1 Who Stands Outside The
examination Room & Shouts

"Abay Kuch Aa Raha Hai Ya Aur Pharray Phainko''n " . . . ;->