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Life Of A University Student

Wallet Hy
Paise Nahi
Lecture Hy
Attendance Nahi
Mobile Hy
Balance Nahi
Frnds Hyn
Grl Frnd Nahi
exams Hyn
Tnsion Nhi
Parhna Hy
Mood Nhi ;->
Dad: if u Pass in the exam i will Present u 1 Cycle.
Son: if i fail?
Dad: i will Present 10 Cycle.
Son: why?
Dad: To Open Cycle Shop...!

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Movies Related to College Life

exam == Kalyug,
Classes == Kabhi Kabhi
Viva == Encounter
examination Hall == Chamber of Secret
examiner == Mrityudata
Course == GodZilla
Paper Correction == Andha Kanoon
exam Time == Qayamat se Qayamat Tak
Question Paper == Paheli
Answer Paper == Kora Kagaz
Marks == Ashambhav
Paper Out == Plan
Cheating == Aksar
Result == Sadma
Pass == Ajooba / Chamatkar
Fail == Devdas
Vacations == Masti
KT == Aakhri Rasta
Difference Between LOVE n exam

In LOVE You Have Thoughts But You CAnt Express Your Thoughts

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In exam You Don''t Have Thoughts Still You Have To Express Your Thought . . . ;->
examination Hall Main Students Ka Naara . . .

"Ye Baazi Haq Ki Baazi Hy

Ye Baazi Hum Hiii Jeetai''n Ge

Har Jaib Se Pharra Nikle Ga

Tum Kitne Pharray Pharo Ge . . ."

G . A . MICRO ;->
Everything Is Possible In This Universe, Nothing Impossible.
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Wana example ?
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Very Simple Yaar,
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Imran Hashmi In Jannat.["!"]
Remeber



No Matter How Bad You Are

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You Are Not Totally Useless ...

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You Can Still Be Used As

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"BAD examPLE" ... ;->
80% Of The Final exam Will Be Based On



The Lectures You Missed


And


The Books You Didn''t Read ... ;->


How True ...
In A A/C exam Every 1 Was Writing But Hassan Was Continuously Dancing!
Why?




Bcoz


Someone Told Him Dat There Is Marks 4 Every Steps.
Jis tareh exam me

qustion assan hote hai

aur answer muskil,

usi tereh apke liye

msg padhna bahut assan he

per forward kerna bahut muskil,Na mumkin.
TeAcHeR:
bAtAo sAaL MaI kItNe MoSaM HotE HaIn

StUdEnT:
4 MoSaM

TeAcHeR:
koN koNsE

StUdEnT
1.HaRtAl
2.ElEcTi0n
3.examS
4.HaNgAmAy
A Police Recruit Was Asked During exam,
"What Would U Do If U Had To Arrest Ur Own
Mother?"

He Said, "Call For Backup.".