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A beautiful girl goes

A beautiful girl goes to Professor cabin
and
say
that i will do anything to pass in the exams
and professor says
NOW OPEN YOUR
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Books And Study

FlaMeR

WHY DID SANTA SING

Q. WHY DID SANTA SING TAKE OFF HIS CLOTHES WHILE WRITING examS? A. COZ IT WAS WRITTEN IN THE PAPER"ANSWER IN BRIEF.

WHY DID SANTA SING

Q. WHY DID SANTA SING TAKE OFF HIS CLOTHES WHILE WRITING examS? A. COZ IT WAS WRITTEN IN THE PAPER"ANSWER IN BRIEF.

A teacher teaches

A teacher teaches lesson first and then takes the exam.

Life takes the exam first, and then teaches a lesson ...

Keep Learning...

/)..tOdAyZ tHoUghT..(\

/)..tOdAyZ tHoUghT..(\

" Don''t Take The Dog As An example,

It Is Loyal To Men...

Not To Other Dogs .."

Excellent positive statement-

Excellent positive statement-

"I''m not totally useless,

I can still be used as an example of uselessness!"

Dats attitude!

Wo School K Din

Wo School K Din

Kuch Baatai’n Bhuuli Hui
Kuch Pal Beetey Huey

Har Ghalti Ka Ek Naya Bahana
Aur Phir Sab Ki Nazar Main Aana

exam Ki Puuri Raat Jaagna
Phir Bhi Sawal Dekh Ker Sar Khujana

Mauqa Miley Tou Class Bunk Maarna
Phir Dosto’n K Saath Mazey Maarna

Us Ki Ek Jhalak Dekhne Roz School Jana
Us Ko Dekhte Dekhte Attendance Bhuul Jana

Har Pal Hai Naya Sapna
Aaj Jo Tuutey Phir Bhi Hy Apna

Ye School K Din
In Lamho’n Main Zindagi Jee Bhar K Jeena

Yaad Ker K In Palo’n Ko
Phir Zindagi Bhar Muskurana

In bio practical:

In bio practical:
examiner:Tell me the name of
this bird by seeing it’s legs only?
Sardar:I don’t know.
examiner:You failed, what’s your name?
Sardar:See my legs & tell my name

In a practical Exam

In a practical exam
examiner showed legs of bird n said:Tell the bird’s name
Sardar:I dont know
Exminer: U r failed.Wats ur name?
Sardar: You see my legs, and tell me.

Teacher teaching

Teacher teaching a student algebra A=B and B=C, it means A=C..Sir asked to give example for it..Stdnt said, sir i luv u and u luv ur daughter..it means i luv ur daughter..

Teacher says to student, In Algebra

Teacher says to student, In Algebra
A=B
&
B=C.
It means A=C.

Now give relevant example.
Student: Sir, I love you & You love your daughter,
It means that I love your daughter

Wats d height of hope??

Wats d height of hope??
It is: sittin in d exam hall,
holdin d question paper in hand
n tellin ur self
“dude,dnt worry.
exams wil get postponed!”

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