exam SMS Messages236 messages

LIFE MEANS:-
6 frnds,
2 bikes but no petrol
exam nite,6 duffers no notes.
sitting on sea view ,
6 smokers n only 1 cigrete!
1 girl,6 frnds n all saying “teri bhabhi hai
Rocking quote by a tired student:
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I want a 6 month vacation…
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twice in a year.
All i want you is to be courageous
Be calm and
be self equipped with facts and figures
to conquer this exams battle.

I wish you is best of luck in your exams
Why I Hate C.I.D :(

An example:
LADY: Rahul Mera Bhai Tha

DAYA: Kya? Rahul Tumhara Bhai Tha?

LADY: Han, Rahul Mera Bhai Tha

ABHIJEET: Rahul Sach me Tumhara Bhai Tha???

LADY: Ha Sir...Wo Mera Bhai Tha.

ACP: My God, Iska Matlab, Tum RAHUL Ki Bahen Ho ...
class:
bardasht.
attendence:
hera pheri
class room:
no entry
teacher:
jani dushman
exam:
evil dead
examinor:
Don
friends during paper:
ham ap ke hen kon???
marking:
andha kanoon
exam time:
Qayamat
cheating:
lage raho munna bhai
question paper:
paheli
answer paper:
kora kaghaz
result:
sadma
pass:
chamatkar
fail:
Devdas
future:
na tum jano na ham...:)
FULL TIME FILMY
Cricket T20 aur ipl ki waja se improve hva hai...

hame b apna examination system improve karnay k liye exams me ye step lene Chahiye:-

1-Har paper 1.5 ghanty or 50 number ka hona chahiya.

2-Har 30 mint ka bad mashwre k lye break hona chahiye.

3-Hame 1 free hit den jis me student apni marzi k 1 sawal ka apni marzi ka jawab de.

4-pehle 20 mint ka power play jis me examinerhall se bahar rahe.

5-Agr kisi sawal ka Ans ghalat ho to review ka option hona chahiya ta k student book se confrm kr le...
Khusra Math Ke Paper
Mein Dance Kar Raha Tha.
examiner: Ye Kya Kar Rehay Ho?
Khusra: Meray Teacher Ne Kaha
Tha Math Mein Her Step Ke Number
Hotay Hain…
Sardar exam me ak larki sy nakal kr rha tha

Exminer ne sardar ko utha kr door bitha dia

usne jawab k end me likha

Jawab ka baqia hissa shazia k paper me hai.
Of course I am not going to cheat on the exam tomorrow,
I am simply going to study during it !!
exams are like girl friends
- difficult 2 understand
- too many questions
- more explanations are needed
And results are most of the time failure...
Ye Soch k Hum ne exam k Dinon Mai Bachi Phansai FARAZ,

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Har Kamyabi k Peeche Aurat ka Haath Hota Hai. :-)
Wo exam Mein Betha Dosto'n K Muunh Hi Dekhta Reh Gaya

"Faraz"

Kyun K Usne Khud Hee Kaha Tha K
"Mujh Per 1 Ehsan Karna, K Mujh Per Koi Ehsan Na Karna"