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A Real Love Story

‘A Real Love Story
Ek Larkey ko larki Se Pyar Ho Geya.
Larki:
Tum Mere Lye Kia Kar Sakty Ho,
Larka:
Jo Tum Kaho wo Kron Ga ,
Larki:
Agar Tum Mujse Sachi Mohbat Krty Ho To Apne Baap ka Dil Lekr Ao,
Larka Dil le aya.
Larki ne us Larke se Shadi Karli Larki Ne Wo Dil Theli Mein Dal k Apny Room Mein Latka Dia
30 Sal Bad Jab Uska Beta Bara Ho ke doctor Bana To Usne Us Dil ka Checkup Kia to wo DIL Bakry ka Nikla or Usne Andaza Lagaya k..
Abba Ne Amma Ko Bewakof Bnaya Tha :)
Bakray Se Yaad Aya k Apko B
Bakra Eid Mubarak in Advance!
Its My Style To Wish U With Smile & Love…

Quran K Bina Musalman

Koi doctor Science Oarhe bina doctor ban Sakta hai?

Nahi na?

To

Sochiye K

Hum QURAAN Aur NAMAZ parhe Bina MUSALMAN kesy Banain Gey?

THINK ABOUT IT.

pathan and plastic

Pathan: doctor Sahab Plastic Surgery karwanay main kitna kharcha aayega?

doctor: 5 laakh..

Pathan: Agar Plastic Hum day to??

tera blood group kia hay?

OYe Tere Blood Group kia hy?
JADi Bta YR Abi
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Veena Mailk ki Tabiyat Bht kharb
hy doctor ne kha hy k Sirf Begairaton ka
khoon hi chalay ga……

nurse bohut achi hai

Mareez: ap ki nurse bhot ache hai... us ne hath lagaiya or mai thek ho gaiya..!!!! :)
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doctor: pata hai "THAPER" ki awaz ander tak aye the...!!! :P

Dua Kha KAr Sojaoy!

Sardar jii: kam wali nokrani
“SHANTI” ko bulao

BV: kyu?

Sardar jii: doctor ne bola hy k
raat ko dawa khao aur
Shanti k sath so jao

Doctor!!!!

doctor

“App k bachy ki taang katni pre ge”

Sardar

“Pehle btana tha mein bache ke new shoes na leta”

A Doctor and Engineer Love Tha Same Girl.

A doctor and Engineer Love Tha Same
Girl.
Dr. Used to Give her a Rose
But
Engg. Used to Give her Apple Daily. One day, doctor Asks Why?? Engg: "An Apple A Day Keeps The
doctor Away"..!! doctor Shocked , Engg. Rocks!!!

women never understand

doctor implanted a new ear to a man.
Man: you idiot you gave me a woman's ear.
doctor: it makes no difference.
Man: it does, Now i hear everything but understand nothing.

Don't judge people too early

A 24 year old boy seeing out 4rm train's window shouted.

Dad, look the trees r going behin!

Dad smiled nd a young couple sitting nearby looked at the 24 year old's childish behavior with pity.
suddenly he again exclaimed

"dad look the clouds r running with us!"
the couple couldn't resist and said to the old man.
"why don't you take ur son to a good doctor??"
the old man smiled and said "I did nd we are just coming 4rm hospital. my son was blind 4rm birth he just got his eyes today"

MOral: Every single person on the planet has a story' don't judge people be4 u know them. the truth might surprise u.

Faraz kya milan ki ab justu

Faraz kya milan ki ab justujoo karein,

Tabiyat zyaada kharab ho to doctor se rujoo karein

cat scanning

Ek Sardaarji ka Paltu Kutta behosh hogaya.
Sardaarji usko leke Vetirinary Hospital gaye
aur doctor se bola iski timaardari karo.
doctor thoroughly checked the dog and
said it is dead. Sardar rone laga bola Dr. ek
baar aur try karo.

doctor inside room mai gaya aur ek Billi le
ke aaya aur us Dog per billi ko khara ker diya.
Billi us dog ko smell kerne lagi at all places
aur chali gayi. doctor said, no it is dead.
Sardar ne pooncha kitna payment dena hai?

doctor bola 100 Rs. hospital fee and 500 rupee
for Cat Scanning.

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