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"Some people ask

"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We
take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A
little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing.
She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."

Two secrets to keep

Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you''re wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you''re right, shut up.

A man inserted an

A man inserted an ''ad'' in the classifieds: "Wife
wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters.
They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."

Marriage s like

Marriage s like
going to Resturant
U order Ur choice
from d menu & then
look at d neighbouring table & wish
KASH YE ORDER KIA HOTA

Marriage s like

Marriage s like
going to Resturant
U order Ur choice
from d menu & then
look at d neighbouring table & wish
KASH YE ORDER KIA HOTA

What is d Diffrnce btwn POETRY

What is d Diffrnce btwn POETRY n ESSAY ?

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Any Word uttered by a GrlFrnd is POETRY.

Anything said by Wife is an ESSAY...

Every Sec GOD Remembers U

Every Sec GOD
Remembers U

Every Min GOD
Blesses U

Every Hour GOD
cares 4 U

B''coz Every I Pray To HIM

Ya ALLAH Banda Thora Bewakuf Hai
Zara Dhyan Rakhna. . . ;->

1 Chooozay Ne Sherni ko Propose KIa

1 chooozay Ne Sherni ko Propose KIa

Sherni Boli : Aby chal Tu Ne Apni Jaan, Height, Size Aur Shakal Dekhi Hai ?

chooza Bola: Madam In Sab Ko choro, Mera confidence Dekho . . . ;->

O Frnd Jee

O Frnd Jee
Tussi Mittha Aam Ho
coca cola Da Jaam Ho
Sir Dard Ka Baam Ho
Sara Kuch Theek Hy
Bas SMS Nahi Kerde
Ba Es Waste Badnaam Ho. . . ;->

KOi Cheez Bewafai Se Barh Ker Kia Hogi

KOi cheez Bewafai Se Barh Ker Kia Hogi

Gham-e-Imtihaan Judaai Se Barh Ker Kia Hogi

Kisi Ko Deni Ho Agr Jawani Main Saza

Tou Parhai Se Bah Ker Saza Kia Hogi . . . ;)

O Rok Do Mere Janaze Ko Zalimon

O Rok Do Mere Janaze Ko Zalimon

Mujh Me Jaan Aa Gayi Hai

Peeche Mur K ou Dekho Kameeno

ciggerate Ki Dukan Aa Gayi Hai ;->

O Rok Do Mere Janaze Ko Zalimon

O Rok Do Mere Janaze Ko Zalimon

Mujh Me Jaan Aa Gayi Hai

Peeche Mur K ou Dekho Kameeno

ciggerate Ki Dukan Aa Gayi Hai ;->

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