Rabri Devi died and went to heaven (Don''t Laugh).
As she stood in front of yamraj , she saw a huge wall of
clo
cks behind.
She asked, "What are all those
clo
cks?" Yamraj answered, "Those are Lie
clo
cks.
Everyone on Earth has a Lie
clo
ck.Every time you lie, the hands on your
clo
ck will move."
"Oh," said Rabri, "Who''s
clo
ck is that?"That''s Gautam Buddha''s.
The hands have never moved indi
cating that he never told a lie.
"And whose
clo
ck is that? "That''s Abraham Lin
coln''s
clo
ck.
The hands have only moved twi
ce, telling us that Abraham only told 2 lies in his entire life."
Rabri asked, "Where''s my Laloo''s
clo
ck?"
Laloo"s
clo
ck is in my offi
ce", replied yamraj, "I''m using it as a
ceiling fan.
