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Dheeru bhai from heaven

Dheeru bhai from heaven

"Beta Mukesh kaisa chal raha hai apna reliance".

Mukesh: "Hello kon bol raha hai? thik se sunai nahi deta.
call me on my HUTcH mobile!"

Meaning Of A B C D E F G

Meaning Of A B c D E F G

A Boy can Do Everything For Girl

While Reverse The Letters

G F E D c B A

Girls Forget Everything Done catch Bakra Again. . . ;->

Meaning Of A B C D E F G

Meaning Of A B c D E F G

A Boy can Do Everything For Girl

While Reverse The Letters

G F E D c B A

Girls Forget Everything Done catch Bakra Again. . . ;->

Wife On Wedding

Wife On Wedding Aniversary Says To Husband:
" Shall v hav Tandoori chicken to celebrate? "

Husband: Why punish da poor chicken for da mistake v hav made . . . ;->

A Special dinner For u

A Special dinner For u

In The Hotel Of My HEART

A Boul Of SMILE

Wid Soup Of cARE

In The Pot Of HAPPINESS

Dish Is LOVE

Pay By Bill

By

MISSING ME . . .

U R Many Kilometers Away From Me

U R Many Kilometers Away From Me

But

Still I''am Watching U

Through 3 Diferent Places

1- cartoon Network

2- National Geographic

3- Animal Planet . . . ;->

Wife: Suno G, Doctor

Wife: Suno G, Doctor ne Mujhe Ek Mahinee Aaram K Liye Kisi Beautiful Foreing country Jaane Ka Kha Hai . . . Hum Kahan Jayenge . . . ? ? ?

Husband: Kisi Doosre Doctor k Paas. . . ;->

american bola hamare mulk mein ek bacha

american bola hamare mulk mein ek bacha paida hua us kai leg nahi thay hum ne ussay artifical leg laga diye ajj woh bacha atthele hai
russain bola hamare mulk mein ek bacha paida hua us k haath nahi thay hum ne artifical haath lagwa diya ajj woh boxer hai
pakistani bola yeh tou kuch b nahi hamare mulk mein ek bacha paida hua us ka sir nahi tha hum ne ussay army ki head pehna hii ajj woh hamara president hai

Life Main Kabhi Comptomise Kerna Parey Tou.

Life Main Kabhi comptomise Kerna Parey Tou. . .
Don''t Hesitate . . .
B''coz
Jhukta Wo Hi Hai Jis Main Jaan Hoti Hai
Aur Akar Hi Tou Murday Ki Pehchaan Hoti Hai . . . ;->

Boys Philosphy . . .

Boys Philosphy . . .

Shaadi Aise Ghar Main Ho

Jahan Sasur Maaldar Ho

Aur Saas Beemaar Ho

Biwi Kaisi Bhi chale Gi

Par Saaliya''n d chaar Ho . . . ;->

Boy : From The Day I''m ur Frnd, I''m Not Able To Eat, Drink, Smoke. . . . ! ! !

Boy : From The Day I''m ur Frnd, I''m Not Able To Eat, Drink, Smoke. . . . ! ! !

Girl: How Sweet , So U R Madly In Love With Me. . . ? ? ?

Boy: Shut Up ! U Made My Pocket Empty. . . . ;->

You Are "ABCDEFGHIJKL"

You Are

"ABcDEFGHIJKL"

A - Adoreable
B - Briiliant

c - cute
D - Dashing

E - Exciting
F - Fantastic

G - Great
H - Humorous

I - Intelligent

J K L - Joke Kesa Laga . . .

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