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Mere mobile ka accident ho gaya hai,
aur Dr ne kaha hai ki khoob sare SMS ki
botle chadani padegi,
so Please donate SMS, its URGENT....
Manzil ki taraf badhte raho.
Jo dil kahe usi rah ko chuno,
peeche walon ko age na jaane do
aur jo aage hai unse aage niklo.
Tabhi 1 acche Truck Driver banoge.
Every man''s wish
Ganguly ne Natwest
series jeet ke shirt utari,
Dhoni ne T20 cup jeet ke shirt utari,
Kaash
Sania Mirza bhi jaldi se Wimbledon jeet le
A Lover gives Love...

A Father gives Protection.. .

A Mother gives Life...

but A Real Friend gives

'' nice girls cell No.''

That is frndship...

Now its a gud chance 2

prove your frnship.. ;)
1 over me kitne balls phenkay jate hai

Kya apne kaha 6?

Galat jawab

1 over me 1 hi ball 6 bar phenkay jata he
Bade aye!
cricket k
shoukin.
Teacher: Harbhajan is male or female?
Student: Female.
Teacher: How?
Student: Just now commentator told "beautiful delivery by harbajan"
If time doesn''t wait for you, don''t worry! Just remove the damn battery from the clock and Enjoy life!
ALLAMA IQBAL ne Qayam-e-Pakistan k baray Mai 23 March Ko Minto park mai Quaid-e-Azam k Sath Kharay Ho Ker Fatima se Farmaya , AJ KALA JORA PAA SADI FARMAYSH TE
Bachelor''s schedule...
Monday ko dosti ; Tues ko pyar ;
Wed ko shaadi ; Thus ko barbadi ;
Fri ko fighting ; Sat ko talaq ;
Sun ko rest, Mon ko phir se talash....
BHIKARI:Saab Rs.6 dedo coffee pina he

MAN:kyu 1coffe to Rs.3 ki he

B:Saab sath me girl frnd b he

M:bhikari hokar b GF banali

B:Nai saab GF ne bhikari banadiya
An Archaeologist Is The Best Husband Any Woman can Have. . . ! ! !










How. . . ? ? ?









The Older She Gets, The More Interested He Is In Her. . . ;->
Husband: "Where do you want to go for our marriage anniversary. . . ?"

Wife: "Some where I have never been. . . !"

Husband: "How about the kitchen. . . ?" . . . ;->