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If You R 18 Years Old then scroll and read the mail other wise plz leave here....










are U 18 Years Old?

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I again Advice you if you are not 18 plz go back!

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ok as u like now see this

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NADRA

National Database & Registration Authority, Pakistan

Agar aap ne apna cNIc (computerized National Identity card) abhi tak nahin banwaya tau foran banwa Lain...

as Govt. of Pakistan has rule that cNIc holder must be 18 yrs OLD ...

Tention Door Ho gayee na!!! Ha ha ha ha
Fizayen kehti hain pyar karo


hawain kehti hain pyar karo


ghatayen kehti hain pyar karo

lekin

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ghar walay kehtay hain ke


tussi bahot chotay ho

thora intezaar karo
on public demand releasing all over Pakistan

"The Return of Phoolan Devi"

Directed by: condo Lisa Rice

Produced by: GHQ Rawalpindi

Script in: USA & UK

Actor: Musharraf

Actoress: Benazir

Supporting Actor: Maulana Diesel

characterless Actors: chaudharies

Dancer: Sherry Rehman

Action sound track by: MQM

Action sponsored by: Al-Qaeda
Ek Tapori ki wife: Sunte ho ji, Apne chinku ne aaj pehla aadha shabd bola.
Tapori: Achcha, Kya bola ?
Wife: Behan
Bachiyon k chakker me larke jate lutt,
Or khatey hain un k bhaiyon se wo kutt...
iss waja se larke larkiyon ko chor detay hain,
Moqa mil tey hi un k bhaiyon ko phor dete hain..
Na kare makeup to un se banda dar jata hy,
Karti hain itna makeup k weight barh jata hy ."->
Bachiyon k chakker me larke jate lutt,
Or khatey hain un k bhaiyon se wo kutt...
iss waja se larke larkiyon ko chor detay hain,
Moqa mil tey hi un k bhaiyon ko phor dete hain..
Na kare makeup to un se banda dar jata hy,
Karti hain itna makeup k weight barh jata hy ."->
Bolaa dukaan-daar,ke kyaa chahiye tumhain

Jo bhii kaho ge merii dukaan per wo paoge

Maine kahaa ke kutte ke khaane kaa cake hai

Bolaa yahiin pe khaaoge yaa leke jaaoge...
Mosam shabab ka,
Nasha sharab ka,
Parda janab ka or rang gulab ka,
in sabme haseen , in sabme Lajawab dekho SMS padne wala "chehara Janab ka."
The latest slogn of boys:
Pakistan is our nation
Girls are our Destination
Dating is Our Occupation
Flirting is our Profession
Leave about Education
PLz Pray For Me






I just Got my MedicaL report My condition is
Very criticaL







As Days r Passing i''m Becoming
More









cuTe

SMARTER

&

AttracTive

Its Not curabLe. . . ;->
PLz Pray For Me






I just Got my MedicaL report My condition is
Very criticaL







As Days r Passing i''m Becoming
More









cuTe

SMARTER

&

AttracTive

Its Not curabLe. . . ;->

Aap ka roz subha ko




Hamare ghar aana




Kabhi ghanti bajana




Kabhi darwaza khat khatana



Kabhi pyar se bolna



kabhi ghusey se chillana k





"Ghar Walo"








"Kachra Dey Do" ;->