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collected Quotes from Albert Einstein

1 "Imagination is more important than knowledge."
2 "Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love."
3 "I want to know God's thoughts; the rest are details."
4 "The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax."
5 "Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one."
6 "Weakness of attitude becomes weakness of character."


congratulations to you, my old friend,
Birthday wishes to you, I do send.

You look good for your age, I could say,
But you look good to me any day.

When I look in the mirror, I sigh,
cause I know the mirror doesn’t lie.

You’re aging like me, so you surely can see
That you’re getting to be an old guy.
Life While Doing MBBS 1st YEAR: YAHOO I AM IN MEDIcAL cOLLEGE. 2nd YEAR: KAHAN PHANS GAYE ? HELP ME! 3rd YEAR: EVER MIGRAINE, SOME TIMES PAGALPAN BHI. 4th YEAR: AAH! SOON IT WILL BE OVER. 5th YEAR: FINALLY IT WILL BE OVER. HOUSE JOB: I DID IT! JOB: I LOVE MYSELF! WAIT A MINT! [...]
sardar g: O teri to mithaai ki dukaan hy,, tera dil nahi karta mithaai khhany ko !!!!
2nd sardar: yar dil to bra krta hy mgr abba g ne mnaa kia hy.....
iss liye choos choos k rakh deta hoon...
LOVE IS LIKE A cALL, IF U DONT REcIEVE, IT WILL BE MISSED.


BUT FRIENDSHIP IS LIKE A SMS UNTILL U OPEN IT WAITS.
SARDAR AIK BALTI MAIN PANI LE KAR JA RAHA THA K BARISH SHURU HO GAI OR BARISH KA PANI BALTI MEI cHALA GAYA

SARDAR:O TAWADI KHAIR SARA PANI GILA HO GAYA
next generation will learn the alphabets in this wat :
A-APPLE
B-BLUETOOTH
c-cHATING
D-DOWNLOAD
E-EMAIL
F-FAcEBOOK
G-GOOGLE
H-HOTMAIL
I-I POD
J-JAVA
K-KINGSTON
L-LAPTOP
M-MESSAGE
N-NOKIA
O-OUTLOOK
P-PRINT
Q-QUIcK TIME
R-RAM
S-SERVER
T-TOUcH ScREEN
U-USB
V-VISTA
W-WIFI
X-XP
Y-YOUTUBE
Z-ZUBAIDA AAPA
newspaper mein istihar aya "hmare pass aisi product hy, jisko pehn kr aap puri dunia ko dekh skte hain, mgr apko koi nai dekh skta rs.10,000+free home delivry 1 larki na istihar parhte hi 10,000 bheje kuch dino baad tcs 1 packet le h aya larki ne jaldi sa khola to andr se 1 "burqa" nikla wo b topi wala
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Ye Shajar Mohabbaton

chahaton Aur..

Duaaon

Se Bhare Huye Hain

Sirf

AAP K LIYE
Good Morning.
Sardar 2 his wife: Begum Munnay ne Kakroch kha liya!

Wife: Haye Rabba! Jaldi doctor ko bulao,
SArdar: Tu tension na ley,

...mein ne Munnay ko Mortien pila di hai:
Zyada GUSSA konsi age main ata hai?

1= Bachpan
2= Jawani
3= Burhappa
Jesay us ke ammal pechay hata dein usay uskey hasbo nasb agey neihn barha sakte.