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A woman shoots her
husband. Then she holds
him under water for over
5 minutes. Finally, she
hangs him. But 5 minutes
later they both go out and
enjoy a wonderful dinner
together.

How can this be?

Answer Updated :

She took a picture of him (shoots a picture.)
Then she held the picture/film under water to develop.
Finally she hung the picture to dry.

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Batain wo konsi Vegetable hay
Jis me Taala Or chabi dono ata hain.?
It's A challenge

Answer :

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sab ko send karo but reply me first

judae

Kitne ulaj gae ha judai ma zindagi,

Wo shaks jafa kar k ehsan kar gaya,

Ma jis ko baat baat pa kehta tha apni jaan,

Dekho wo he shaks mujhe bejan kar gaya,

Phely wo meri zaat ke tameer ma raha,

Phir mujko apny haath se masmaar kar gaya,

Wo Aaa mila tu faasly kat' tay chaly gaey,

Bichra tu rasty merey dushwar kar gaya,

Bichra kuch es ada se k rut he badal gae,

Ek shaks saary shehar ko viran kar gaya

WALDIAN KA PGHAM OLAAD KAY LIYE

* Jis din tum hamain boorha dekho sabar karna aur humain samjhany ke koshish nahe karna.

* Jab hum koe baat bhool jayen tu hum par tanz na karna aur apna bachpan yaad karna.

* Jab hum borhey hokar chall na saken tu humara sahara ban na aur apna phela qadam yaad karna.

* Jab hum beemar hon tu wo din yaad kar k hum pa paisy kharch karna, jab hum tmhari khawishen puri karny k liye apni khawishen qurban karty thy.

Friend Sms

let
“me‚
show
you..
the
best picture..
in
the world..
()‚‚() ()‚()
( ,o ) ( o,)
(,) (,) (,) (,)
=hum tum=
friends.

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I'm giving to you a bird of friendship
now its ur responsibility to care it.

usay kahna

USEY KEHNA'' Hum na Ukfat ka bharam sub sa juda rakha hay, Goya seena ma tuja DIL ki jaga rakha hay. DIL ya chaha k tu kabi badnaam na ho, Dakh zikar tera hay pr naam chupa rakha hay. Mera jis haath sa kiya tha tu na musafa, Dhoya hi nahi honton sa laga rakha hay. Ab ma samjha tera Rukhsar pa Till ka matlab, Doulat-e-Husn par darbaar betha rakha hay. JUDA ho gaye kuch pal k liye to kya hua, Tari TASVEER ko seenay ma saja rakha hay

LOVE sms

Aek Lafz ''MOHABBAT'' hay kr k dakho tum tarap na jao to kehna.
Aek lafz ''MUQADDAR" hay lar k dakho tum haar najao to kehna.
Aek lafz "WAFA" hay zamana ma nh milta dhoond pao to kehna.
Aek lafz "ANSU" hay dil ma chupa k dakho tumhari ankh sa nikal ayen to kehna.
Aek lafz "JUDAEE" hay seh kr dakho tum toot kr bikhar na jao to kehna.

SAD LOVE SMS

'' USEY KEHNA''
Hum na Ukfat ka bharam sub sa juda rakha hay,
Goya seena ma tuja DIL ki jaga rakha hay.
DIL ya chaha k tu kabi badnaam na ho,
Dakh zikar tera hay pr naam chupa rakha hay.
Mera jis haath sa kiya tha tu na musafa,
Dhoya hi nahi honton sa laga rakha hay.
Ab ma samjha tera Rukhsar pa Till ka matlab,
Doulat-e-Husn par darbaar betha rakha hay.
JUDA ho gaye kuch pal k liye to kya hua,
Tari TASVEER ko seenay ma saja rakha hay.

Broken Heart

You call me your ''EX''
But
I will always better than your NEXT

LOVE SMS

Successful People Always
Have 2 Things In Their Lips,
Smile & Silence.!
Keep Always
All The Best

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