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Man to Doctor: I want to live long, tell me any tricks for this
Doctor: Get married
Man: Then can I live long???
Doctor: No, this desire will no longer stay...
Shadi Se Pehle"

Boy:Kash Wo Din Jald Aye.
Girl:Tm Muje chor Nhi DoGe?
Boy:Nhi Esa Sochna B MaT.
.........Girl:Will U Miss Me?
Boy:Yes.
Girl:TumHari ZindaGi Mei Koi Aur To Nhi?
Boy:No Not aT All.
Girl:Do U Love Me?
Boy:Yes Dear.
Girl:Oh Dear.

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"Shadi K Baad"

Ab Ye StaTus Nechey Se Uper ParHen.
Kata Hai Haj Kaa’abe Ka Safar Bhi
Surror-O-Kaif Ke Saagher Luundhaate

Yaheen Gaari Mai Huuqqa Mil Gaya Tha
Karachi Tak Gaye Hain Kash Lagaate
Zindagi Mein Hamesha Naye Log Milenge
Kahin Zyada To Kahin Kam Milenge
Aitbaar Zara Soch Kar Karna
Mumkin Nahin Har Jagah Tumhe Hum Milenge..
chup chap Rehtay Hain Wo Aksar
Zulfain B Suna Hay K Sanwara Nahi Kartay
Din Raat Guzraty Hain Un K Be-chain
To chain Say Hum B Guzara Nahi Karaty
Terey chehrey K Naqoosh Aisey Hain
Aankh Uthata Hoon! Bhatak Jata Hon
Teri Aankhon Se Terey Honton Tak
Safar Itna Hai Keh Thak Jata Hoon
Teri Gali Main Hum ne Aana chor diya Hai


FARAZZZ



Wahan to Nokia 3310 bhi cheen Letay Hain :-)
GIRL:Ye pyar kya hota hy?

TEAcHR:Jb tum bari ho kar achi bachi banogi to tumhe B 1 pyar karnewala milega
GIRL:Achi na bani to?
TEAcHR:To bht sarey milenge
Young Man 2 Taxi Driver:
Bhai Speed Slow Kro
Mre 12 chote chote Bche Hain..

Taxi Driver:
Apni Speed Dekhi He.
=P:)
Aaj badal kalay gehray hain,
aaj chand pay lakhon pehray hain,

Kuch tukray tumhari yaadon k,
bari dair say dil mein thehray hain,
Ek Shaks Pas Reh Ke Samjha Nahi Mujhe
Is Baat Ka Malal Hai Shikwa Nahi Mujhe

Main Us Ko Bewafai Ka Ilzam Kaisay Dou
Us Ne To Ibteda Se Hi chaha Nahi Mujhe

Pathar Samajh Kar Paon? Se Thokr Laga Dia
Afsos Teri Aankh Ne Parkha Nahi Mujhe

Kya Umedein Baandh Kar Aaya Tha Samnay
Us Ne To Aankh Bahr Ke Dekha Nahi Mujhe?
Bärishon me bheeg kr,
Wo aksar kaha karta tha,
Mjhe 2 chezen boht pyari lgti han,
ik barish aur ik tum,
Barish mjhe islye pyari lgti ha,
Q k barish tmari yaden le kr ati ha,
Tum mjhe islye pyary lgty ho,
Q k tmari yaden,
Barish ko or b pyara bna deti han,
Aj barish me akele bheeg kar,
....JANE q....
Mera dil mjse bar bar keh rha tha,
K me barish ki hr ik bound se puchun,
Kya usy barishen aj b pyari lgti häin...?