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As the crescent moon is sighted…
And the holy month of Ramadan begins…
May Allah bless you with happiness
and
grace your home with warmth & peace !

A student was asked to write a signboard 4 da traffic rules near school

He wrote: drive carefully so not kill the students


wait for the teachers
Aurat ko qudrat ne:
Khoobsurat chehra diya,
Hirni si aankhen di,
Resham se bal,
Gulab se hont,
...Pyar bhara dil diya
aur phr...
Zuban de kar sabh satyanaash kardiya

ha ha ha
A man said to his wife one day, 'I don't know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time.
'The wife responded, 'Allow me to explain.
God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me;
God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you !
Dual heart attack message

girl sends message to her boyfriend: lets break up it is all over now

girl sends a message again: sorry it was not for you
husband to wife ek kiss do.
Wife: nahin
husband: jewelery la dunga
wife:no
husband: car dunga

tabhi bacha uth ker bola merele lo cycle le aana
JO GUFTUGU NAHI WO BAT BHI SUNA DOUNGA, TO EK BAR TO MIL SAB GILAY MITA DOUNGA. MAJAL HAI MUJHAY TUJH SAY KOI JUDA KAR DAY TO JAHAN JAYE GI MAIN TUJHAY SADA DOUNGA. TERI GALI MAIN BHOT DIER SAY KHARTA HUN MAGAR, KISI NEY POcH LIYA TO JAWAB KIYA DOUNGA. YUHIN UDDAS RAHA TO DEHKNA EK DIN, TAMAM SEHAR MAIN TANHAYIAN BIcHA DOUNGA. WO DARD HI NA RAHA WARNA AYE SHAH MUJHAY GUMAN BHI NA THA KAY MAIN TUJHAY BHULA DOUNGA...........
Sardarni ne sardar se kaha me kapre nichor nichor ker thak gye hun mujhe ek spinner chahiye

to






Sardar doosre din Shahid Afridi le aaya
When you are in trouble,
don’t ever say,”Hey God!, I have big problem”
instead
say,”Hey Problem, I have big GOD!”
and everything will be fine….
1 larki bus stop pe naqaab men kharri huwi the

Aadmi bike pe aaya or kaha
lift chahiye kya?

larki boli.
























abu main hun
Miss: Tum baray ho k kya karo ge?
Student: Shadi.
Miss: Mera matlab hai, kya bano ge?
Student: Dulha.
Miss: I mean, baray ho k kya haasil karo ge?
Student: Dulhan.
Miss: IDIOT, mera matlab hai, baray ho k mama papa k liye kya karo ge?
Student: Bahu laoon ga.
Miss: Stupid, tumharay papa tum se kya chahtay hain?
Student: Pota.
Miss: Ya Allah, tumhari zindagi ka kya maqsad hai?
Student: Shadi.."
The more you read and observe about this Politics thing,
you got to admit that each party is worse than the other.
The one that"s out always looks the best.