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Doctor to bot

Dr: Do exercise daily for good health

Boy: sir i play football cricket tennis daily.
...
Dr: how long do you play?
...
Boy : until d battery in my mobile goes down.

ha ha

Love never dies

2 Lovers plan to suicide.
Boy jumped first,
Girl closed her eyes
& return back saying love is blind.
Boy in air opened his parachute
saying love never dies.

ha ha ustad se ustaadi

Little keys open big locks

Little keys open big locks
Simple words reflect great thoughts
Your smile can cure heart blocks
So keep on smiling it rocks

Q:College me ladkiyon ke kitne nam hote hai ?

Q:college me ladkiyon ke kitne nam hote hai ?
Ans:4,

.
1.Meri vali,
2.Teri vali,

3.Teri Bhabhi,
4.Meri Bhabhi..

Q:College me ladkiyon ke kitne nam hote hai ?

Q:college me ladkiyon ke kitne nam hote hai ?
Ans:4,

.
1.Meri vali,
2.Teri vali,

3.Teri Bhabhi,
4.Meri Bhabhi..

. . Ultimate Truth . .

. . . Ultimate Truth . . .

TIME Makes Us
FORGET Some PEOPLE
But
Some PEOPLE Make
Us FORGET TIME ...
Such PEOPLE Becomes
Our LIFE . . . =))

L I F E Is Like A M I R R O R !

"L I F E
Is Like A
M I R R O R !
Just Because You
Break Or Ignore It ...
Doesn't Mean Your
R E F L E c T I O N
Will change ..."

frndship

D e D i c a T e D

coffee Never Knew . . .
How Good It could Taste
Before It Met Sugar, Water
And Milk . . .
We Friends Are Just The
Same . . .
We r Good
But When
We Meet We Become
The Best . . . =))

pathan

Pathan "Mazar" Pe Bomb Rakhte Hoy Pakra Gya.

Logo Ne Bht Maara 0r Pocha Aisa Q Kia.?

PTHAN ko Kuch Smaj Na Aaya To Bola:"Mene Bomb Rakhne ki Mannat Mani Thi"...:-)

sad

Tuje khone ka hosla nahe muj ma jana

mre haq ma dua kerna

k

tg c bicherne c phlay bs 1 sans ka rishta toot jaye…!

rona

Bohat “ROYA” kary ga Wo,

Hijar ki weeran Raaton mein,

~ ~

Hamari Qurbatoon k jab,

Saharay “cHOOT” jaen gey…

ramazan

As the crescent moon is sighted…
And the holy month of Ramadan begins…
May Allah bless you with happiness
and
grace your home with warmth & peace !

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