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Your friendship is like Paktel,

DIL TO AIK HAY



Your sincerity is like Telenor,

cHAHO KUcH BARH K



Your love is like Haleeb,

GARHA JO HAY



Your smile is like twist,

HILA K RAKH DAY



Your voice is like Nokia,

cONNEcTING PEOPLE



Your style like ufone,

TUM HI TO HO



Your dressing like Mobilink JAZZ,

AUR SUNAO



My response like Warid,

WE cARE
Labon ki sersarahat se.
badan k choor hony tak.

Main tujh ko is tarah chahoon.
K meri saans ruk jaye.

Khataon par khata'ain hon.
Na ho kuch baat kehne ko.

Main tujh main yoon sama jaoun.
K meri saans ruk jaye.

Na himmat tujh main ho baqi.
Na himmat mujh main ho baqi.

Magar itna qareeb aaoun.
K meri saans ruk Jaye.

Tere honton pe jab rakhoon.
Main apny hont kuch aise.

Ya teri pyaas bujh jaye.
YA MERI SAANS RUK JAYe
1 Paagal Aadmi Ne Doosre Paagal Aadmi Ko Fone Karke Kya Poocha . ..??




Socho Socho . . .










"Abe . .Tera Fone Number Kya Hai..??
Mujhe ap se ye umeed nahi thi. Ap ne
ye kehte waqt kuch tu s0cha h0ta akhir ap ko hoa kiya tha,
ap k zehan me yeh baat ayi kaise thi. Had h0ti hai,
ap ko zar0rat hi kya thi k ap mere bare may l0g0n k0 ye bata0 k


"I am the m0st cute & charming pers0n
0n earth"
Nazar lug jaati hai mujhey!...
Line maarne k boht saare tareekey hein jin meinse 3 mandarja zail hain.
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1)Pen se,
2)Pencil se,
3)Marker se.

Think Positive Yaar
Kamran Akmal's wife teaching her son ABcD:
A for Akmal,
B for Ball,
c for catch,
D for Drop.
A boy was going with his Girlfriend,
a friend asked:Who is she ?
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Boy:My cousin.
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Friend smiled & said:Last year she was my cousin.
Sales man:Khan saab naya powder aaya hai so cockroaches k liye lelo.
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Pathan:Na ji na cockroaches ko itna bhi free nahi karna,
Agar aaj powder lekar diya to kal Body Spray maangengy.
A Girl fell Down from 20th floor, :O

A Boy caught Her on 15th floor,
N' Asked Her; "Will U Hug Me ??" :)
...She Replied: "Of course Not.."
...The Boy Dropped Her..:O

She was caught
On 10th floor by another Boy,
He asked Her: "Will you Kiss Me..:* ??"
"No, Not at All.." She Replied..!
He Dropped Her too..! :(

She Prayed for a Last chance;
When a Boy Hold Her on 5th floor..:))

She Immediately Said:
"Ok I will Hug you, n' Kiss U, :* :))

The Boy Dropped Her Saying:
''Aawara kahin Ki..'' :( :O =P =D
Koi tumse puche kon hoon main
Tum keh dena koi khaas nahi
Ek dost hai kacha paka sa
Ek jhoot hai aadha sacha sa
Ek khuwab adhoora poora sa
...Ek phooL hai rookha sookha sa
Ek sapna hai bin socha sa
Ek apna hai an dekha sa
Ek rishta hai an jana sa
Haqiqat men afsana sa
Kuch pagaL sa deewana sa
Bas ek bahana achha sa
Jeevan ka aisa sathi hai
Jo door ho k bhi paas nhi
Koi Tumse puche kon hoon main?
Tum keh dena koi khaas Nahi.
Tum khafa Kiyon ho !
Tumhen mujh say gila kiya hai,
Achanak
bayrukhi itni,
Batao to howa kiya hai,
......Manaon kis tarah tum ko,
Mujhe itna to
bata do
Agar ab ho sake tum say
To yeh ahsan farma do
Meri Manzil Mohabat hai
Mujhe Manzil pe Pohncha do
Tumhari aankh Main aansu
Mujhe ache nahi lagte
Tumhare Narm honton pe
Gilay ache nahi lagte
Tumhare Muskurane say
Mera dil Muskurata hai
Tumhare Rooth jane se
Mera dil toot jata hai..
2 pathan chhat pe so rhe the
ek dosre se bola

“yar maachis kahaan hai?”
2nd :”teeli jala k daikh lo”