badal SMS Messages350 messages

Girl:Papa,1 ladka mujhe 2 BAR I LOVE U bolA,

kya karu?


Fathr:Beta usse shadi kr le,

zindgi me agr dubara bolde to mera nam badal dena
Bv:
Shadi se pehle to tum mujh per bare sher kehte the!

Husband:
Ab waqt badal gaya hy

Bv:
Phir b ''JAANI'' koi sher kehdo!

Husband:
lo sunO

Jane jigar janeman

90 kilo tera wazan

Tu jo gir jaye mujh par

Mar jaonga me sanam...:-)


Biwi Shohar Se
"Tum Shaadi k Baad
badal Gaye Ho !"

Shohar:
"Mene Tumhei''n Pehly
Hi Bata Dia Tha k
Mujhy Shaadi Shuda
Larkio''n Main Koi
Dil-chaspi Nahi .." ;->


Kab "TOOT" jaye,
"MOBILE" he to hai!

Kab "badal"jaye,
"SIM" he to hai!

Ap mairay " sMs" ki Aadat mat Dalna.


Kab "KHATAM" ho jaye " PACKAGE" he to hai... ;->


Teri Dosti Ko Me Nibhaoun Ga

Tri Khusiyon Pe Muskuraoung Ga

badalna Nhi Waqt Ki Tarha A Dost

Warna Ho K Ganja "Ghajini"Ka Hero Banjaunga... ;->


Husband:
aGAr mRe HaTh MeiN hUk0mAt h0 t0
MeIn MulK kI TAqdEEr badal dUn gAa..!!;->

Wife:
Tm pHleY ApNi ShAlwAr badal L0
SuBhA se Ulti peHni huEy hEy:-P.....=p

Girl:Papa,1 ladka mujhe 2 BAR I LOVE U bolA,

kya karu?


Fathr:Beta usse shadi kr le,

zindgi me agr dubara bolde to mera nam badal dena

Bv:
Shadi se pehle to tum mujh per bare sher kehte the!

Husband:
Ab waqt badal gaya hy

Bv:
Phir b ''JAANI'' koi sher kehdo!

Husband:
lo sunO

Jane jigar janeman

90 kilo tera wazan

Tu jo gir jaye mujh par

Mar jaonga me sanam...:-)

Woh Shaks Bhala Mera Kia Saath Nibhaye Ga
FARAZZ
Mosam Ki Tarah Jis ne Seekha Hai badal Jana
Rat K 3 Bajay Ka Time Tha..

Mai Akeela Tha

Meri Annkh badal K Garjanay Ki Wajha Se Khul Gai

Akeeb Khuf Aur Andhera Chaya Hua Tha

Mai Ne Lite On KI Pr Bijli Nahi Thi

Itne Mai Darwaza Bja

Maine Poucha Kon ?

Lekin Koi Na Bola

Mai Darwazay k Pass Gaya Aur Pocha Kon???

Achanak 1 Bhiyanak Awaz Ayi

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" FARAZ " :P
Yaa Rab Doob Jaye Kisi Darya Main Wo badal Yaa rab.

Jis Nay Barsoon Mere Sehraon Ko tarsaya Hai...
Aisa hai dostana hamara,
mein kisti tu kinara ,
mai dhanush tu teer ,
mai matar tu paneer ,
mein barish tu badal ,
mai rajma tu chawal,
mein hot tu cool ,
mai April tu fool