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HUTCH K CEO Ne Mujhse Kaha Agr Tum Meri Ladki Ko Pata Lo To Apna Naam badal Dunga

Fir Kya Hua?








Hutch Is Now
''VODAFONE''
aarey tum sey keh rahey hein k hum sey mohabat naam kee kissi cheez ka na zikar karna na ummeeed,

kyun k teen cheezein kabhi b badal saktee hein,
1-qismat
2-waqt

aur offcourse "Apun"
aarey tum sey keh rahey hein k hum sey mohabat naam kee kissi cheez ka na zikar karna na ummeeed,

kyun k teen cheezein kabhi b badal saktee hein,
1-qismat
2-waqt

aur offcourse "Apun"
Paktel K CEO Ne Mujhse Kaha Agar Tum Meri Larki Ko Pata Lo To Apna Naam badal Dunga

phir Kya Hua?








Paktel Is Now
''ZONG'' ;->
School Life Is RELIANCE ''Kar Lo Dunia Muthi Me''

College Life Is AIRTEL ''Aisi Aazadi Or Kaha''

Married Life Is IDEA ''Jo badal De Aapki
DIL badal Na Dena SIM Ki Terha

MOHABBAT Low Na Krna BATTERY Ki Terha

PYAR Kam Na Krna BALANCE Ki Terha

Hamesha Meri ZARURAT Mehsus Krna CHARGER Ki Terha ... ;->
Ye badalti Rutai''n
Ye Dubte Huey Arman
Ye Terti Hui Musafatai''n
Ye Jalte Diye
Ye Pighalte Huey Badan
Ye Bhujti Shame''n
Ye Kch Or Nhi
Srf












KESC Ki Beghairti Hy ... ;->
Biwi Shohar Se
"Tum Shaadi k Baad
badal Gaye Ho !"

Shohar:
"Mene Tumhei''n Pehly
Hi Bata Dia Tha k
Mujhy Shaadi Shuda
Larkio''n Main Koi
Dil-chaspi Nahi .." ;->
Kab "TOOT" jaye,
"MOBILE" he to hai!

Kab "badal"jaye,
"SIM" he to hai!

Ap mairay " sMs" ki Aadat mat Dalna.


Kab "KHATAM" ho jaye " PACKAGE" he to hai... ;->
Teri Dosti Ko Me Nibhaoun Ga

Tri Khusiyon Pe Muskuraoung Ga

badalna Nhi Waqt Ki Tarha A Dost

Warna Ho K Ganja "Ghajini"Ka Hero Banjaunga... ;->
Husband:
aGAr mRe HaTh MeiN hUk0mAt h0 t0
MeIn MulK kI TAqdEEr badal dUn gAa..!!;->

Wife:
Tm pHleY ApNi ShAlwAr badal L0
SuBhA se Ulti peHni huEy hEy:-P.....=p
NAFSYAT ki class main profesor ne chuhe
k samne chuhiya or Gandum ka dana
rakha Chuha daney ki tarf gya
Profesor ne makai ka dana rakha Chuhe
ne is martaba bhi chuhiya pr
dhyan na dya Profesor bola, dekha,
bhook main zyada taqat hy.
Pichli bench se awaz ayi
Sir ek dafa chuhiya b badal kr dekhen... =P ;->