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High clas insult:

High clas insult:- Boy 2 girl: Apne baal to dekho jaise ghaas ugi hoi ho.
Girl: Main isi liye itni der se soch Rahi hon k mere paas gadha q khara hai

Wo kon hain jo ucchal-ucchal k tayyar hot

Wo kon hain jo ucchal-ucchal k tayyar hote hain?

Apki baat nahi hoRahi janab,

AB SOCHEN,

OR SOCHEN,

BATAYEN NA!

NAHI-PATA?

"POPCORN"

Sardar aur us ka dost

Sardar aur us ka dost tange mai beth kar ja rahe the
ke achanak gory ne gobar kar dia.

Yeh dekh kar sardar apne dost se kene laga
dekho dunia kitni tezi se tarki kar Rahi hai
yahan bi kima nikalne ki mashin laga di.

''ek admi kabar par betha tha,

''ek admi kabar par betha tha,
musafir ne pucha dar nahin lagta???
admi:darne ki kya bat hai???ander garmi lag Rahi thi to bahar aa gaya.''

''JO AALA ZARF HOTE

''JO AALA ZARF HOTE HAIN HAMESHA JHUK KE MILTE HAIN, SURahi SAR NIGO HO KER BHARA KERTI HE PEMANA.''

''2 pyaj, 3 lahsun, 5 gm jeera,

''2 pyaj,
3 lahsun,
5 gm jeera,
3 kali mirch,
2 spoon namak,
4 spoon oil,
1 cup water
Aur thoda sa hara dhaniya.
Pata hai Main kya bana Rahi hu?
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Tumhe ullu!''

''Larki Ro Ro Kar Larkay se Keh rahi hai

''Larki Ro Ro Kar Larkay se Keh Rahi hai
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Haath to chhor Kaminay Meri Naak beh Rahi hai..''

Wo listen listen likhti rahi, mei lesson lesson perhta raha

Wo listen listen likhti Rahi, mei lesson lesson perhta raha

Wo dream dream likhti Rahi, mei drum drum perhta raha

Wo call me call me likhti Rahi, mei kill me kill me perhta raha

Wo date date likhti Rahi, mei dot dot perhta raha

Wo meet meet likhti Rahi, mei mat mat perhta raha

Wo Love Love likhti Rahi, mei leave leave parhta raha

Wo shadi kar k chali gai, main language course karta raha''

''suno, Mehsoos karo,

''suno,

Mehsoos karo,

Badal ki garaj

Bijli ki chamak

Barish ki ik ik boond

Tum se

Cheekh cheekh

kar keh Rahi hai

"NAH Lo"
Eid abi dor hai.''

''suno, Mehsoos karo,

''suno,

Mehsoos karo,

Badal ki garaj

Bijli ki chamak

Barish ki ik ik boond

Tum se

Cheekh cheekh

kar keh Rahi hai

"NAH Lo"
Eid abi dor hai.''

''Kafi dard bhara sher hai,

''Kafi dard bhara sher hai,

zara dhyan se padhiyega

Ab unhe dekhne ki aas nahi hai

Ab unhe dekhne ki aas nahi hai

kyunkay ab wo

dekhne mein

itni khaas nahi Rahi''

''Film k poster k uper

''Film k poster k uper kisi peer k urras ka poster lag gaya dono thory phat gay or txt ye ban gaya
1 ticket me 2 mazy movie k bad langer b hoga Hazrat Allama MOlana Gujjar Badmash Sultan Rahi k ful action khawaten k liye pardy ka khas intazam Nargis k dill fareb raqs me shariq ho k sawab-e-daren hasil karen!''

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