Rahi SMS Messages411 messages

Meri Ankhon Ke Samandar main Jalan kaisi Hai
Aaj Phir Dil Ko Tadapne Ki LaGan Kaisi Hai
Ab Kisi Chaat Pe Chiraghon Ki Qatarin Bhi Nahi
Ab Tere Shehar Ki Galiyon Main Guthan Kaisi Hai
Baraf Ke Roop Main dhaal Jain Ge Sare Rishte
Mujh se Poocho Ke Muhabbat Main Agan kaisi Hai
Main Tere Wisal Ki Khuwahish Ko na Marne Doon Ga
Musam-e-Hijar Ke lehje Main Takan Kaisi Hai
Raigzaron Main Jo Banti Rahi Kanton Ki RiDa
Us Ki Majboor Si Ankhon Main Kiran Kaisi hai
Mujhe Masoom si Pagal Ladki Pe Taras aata hai
us se Dekho Tu Muhabbat Main Magan Kaisi Hai
DUA
Ya Allah hum tujhse mangtay hain,
Aisi Maafi jiske baad Gunah na ho,
Aisi Hidayat jiske baad GumRahi na ho,
Aisi Raza jiske baad Narazgi na ho,
Aisi Rehmat jiske baad Azaab na ho,
Aisi Kamyabi jiske baad Nakami na ho,
Aisi Izzat jiske baad Zillat na ho,
Ya Allah mujhe Dunya aur Aakhirat ki Zillat se bacha,
Mustaqbil k aanay waly dinio main sukoon sukoon ata Farma,
Fwd karne se kitne log DUA mangain gy.
Pata nahi pata nahi kiski dua hamary haq main behtari kary
Diwali Aa Rahi Hai,

Mai Apna Mann Sirf
Puja
Archana
Aarti
Shradha
Bhawana Me H Lagana
Chahta Hu
Apke Pados Me Koi
Rehti Ho To Batao
Diwali Aa Rahi Hai,

Mai Apna Mann Sirf
Puja
Archana
Aarti
Shradha
Bhawana Me H Lagana
Chahta Hu
Apke Pados Me Koi
Rehti Ho To Batao
Diwali Aa Rahi Hai,

Mai Apna Mann Sirf
Puja
Archana
Aarti
Shradha
Bhawana Me H Lagana
Chahta Hu
Apke Pados Me Koi
Rehti Ho To Batao


Taxi driver to sardar:-

Sardar ji petrol khatam ho gaya ha gaddi agay nahi ja Rahi

sardar: Koi gal nahi gaddi piche lelo


Suno

Mehsoos karo

Badal ki garaj

Bijli ki chamak

Barish ki ek ek boond

Tumse

Cheekh cheekh ker kah Rahi hai
?
?
?
?
“NAHA LO”
EID Bohut door hay
:p
Pandit nay ap k
Mobile ki kundli
Dekh kar btaya
hay.

K ap k Mobile par
Kanjusi ki aatma
Mandla Rahi hay.


Foran10$M$ Ki
Balli de do
Ta k"SHANTI
ho jaye.
Insan k ander message parhnay ka itna shoq hota hai k chahay us Pagal Fool Bewaqoof Naliq ko kitni bhi gaali par Rahi ho nichay tak parhta zaroor hai ab tum soch rahay ho k kab yeh bakwaas message khatam ho ore main bhi kisi ko yahi message forward kar k parayshaan karoon tu kar lo ab tumhari bari hai.
Larki apne B.F. se:
Mera Bacha!
Mera Shoonu!
Mera Gugluu!
Shadi Karo Gey?
Bolo Baby …

B.F.:
Tum Mujhey Propose Karna Cha Rahi Ho Ya Adopt?


Biwi(Ghusse Main):
Tumhare Dimagh Main To
Sirf Gobar Hi Bhara Hai..!!

Husband (Pyar Se):
To Phr Itni Dyer Se Kha Q Rahi Ho.??
A-Aik lady apny niwasay ko lori de kar sulanay ki koshish kar Rahi thi
"so ja meray "DIPLOMA" so ja,lal plang per so ja, ......
2nd lady yekaisa nam tum ne bachay ka rakha hy?
1st lady mn ne apni beti ko college "DIPLOMA" lenay k liay dakhil karwaya tha wo college se ye le kar aye
jy ab isay "diploma" na bolon to kia bolon..?


B- Wife I yhink our daughter is in love withsomeone
H''band "how do u know"?
Wife B''coz she is not asking for pocket money.......


C- Boy: chalo kisi sunsan jaga chaltay hn...
Girl: Tum aesi wesi harkat to nhi karogay..?
Boy:bilkul nhi...
Girl:to phr rahnay do janay ka ki faida???