Pani SMS Messages239 messages

Teacher:Ramu,Pani Ke Bina Hum Kaise Marenge...???
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Ramu:Pani Nahi To Hum

Swim Kaise Karenge

Aur Swim Nahi Kiya To Doob Jayenge...!!!
agar app Pakistan k Prime Minister ban jayein to pata hai kya hoga,


1- App k daur mein Pakistan ka Naam Kanjoosstan
2- Sirf Imdad aaye ghee
3- fauj India sey Hathyar ley kar Istimal karey ghee
4- Milkman dhood mein Pani naheen Pani mein dhood milayein ghey
5- aakhir mein aap kee ankh khul jaye ghee aur khwab toot jayein ghey
Na pooch teri judai k lamhe hum kaise betate hain..




Pani main SURF EXCEL mila k straw se bulbulay banatay hain...
Doctor: Ye White Tblts Subha, Red Tblts Dopeher
Blue Tblts Shaam Aur Yellow Tblts Raat Ko Khani Hyn Aur
Yaad Rakhain Tamam Tblts Pani Se Khani Hyn ...

Patient : Magar Doctor Mjhe Beemari Kia Hai ???

Doctor : Aap K Jism main Pani Ki Kami Hy ... ;->
GoLdEn ThOuGhT fRoM PeTrOlEuM cOmPaniEs To paKiStanI YoUtHs:











"AvOiD gIrLs,SaVe PeTroL"
Interviewer: To Bataiye Pani Ke Bina Insan Kaise Marega?

Santa: Pani Nai Hoga To Insan

Tairega Kaise?

Aur Tairega Nahi To Doob Jayega!!!
Chocolaty N Crunchy Outside.....Creamy N Whitish Inside... Guess Wat It Is?






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COCKROACH!!!!
Aya Na Munh Me Pani?
dil k arman ansoun mein beh gaye,




aur kya Pani mein behney they
na poocho mein tumharey baghair kyun naheen roya,

waja thee yeh log agar mein rota to inhon nein kehna tha

"tum nein uss kee yaad par Pani phair diya hai"
na poocho mein tumharey baghair kyun naheen roya,

waja thee yeh log agar mein rota to inhon nein kehna tha

"tum nein uss kee yaad par Pani phair diya hai"
Teacher: Water Ka Formula Batao.
Studnt:
H2 Mgcl Nacl HNO3O.
Teacher: Yeh Kia Hai.
Student: Sir Ye Karachi Ka Pani Hai.. :-D
Child:papa aunty ka pait kion phola hai?
Father:tujhey sub pata hai!
Child: nahin pata promise!
Father: in k pait main Pani bhara hay
CHILD:Oh No! Bacha to doob jaye ga!