Pani SMS Messages239 messages

Smndr me Pani
Pani me fish
wah!
Wah!
Wah!
Ja tujhe bye-bye
TERI GRL FRD KO KISS!ab b kaho
WAH
WAH
WAH!!!

1 Pathan Pani P raha tha
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Ab kya Pathan Pani bhi nahi p sakta ???Iss main bhi joke chahiay tum logo ko ???

- interview -

- interview -

Question: To bataiye Pani ke bina insan kese marega?

Answer- Sir, Pani Nahi hoga to insaan tairega kaise? Tairega nai to doob jayega!! den dead...

Aj agar apka sms

Aj agar apka sms ayega to hi ham ROTI khain gae!!!

Sachi

Warna.........

Ghusay main PaniR PARATHA AUR CHICKEN PALAO
k baad ICECREAM kha k PEPSI p k din guzaar len gae..

Height of telling a lie

Height of telling a lie
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a negro takin bath n singing d song " Pani ME JALE MERA GORA BADAN"

AMERICAN :"OUR DOG FIND BOMS"

AMERICAN :"OUR DOG FIND BOMS"

JAPaniES: " OUR FISH PLAY FOOT BALL"

INDIAN: YE TO KUCH BHI NAHI HAI YAAR....................................... HUMARE TO GADHE BHI WORDCUP KHELTE HAIN.

Eik pagal American se

Eik pagal American se : Tum JaPani ho na ?
American : nahi mai american hon..
Pagal : tum jaPani ho..!
American : nahi mai american hon..
Pagal : nahi tum jaPani ho..
American : han han mai jaPani hon..!
Pagal : lagte tu AMERICAN ho..

Kid: Papa Ek Glass Paani Dena

Kid: Papa Ek Glass Paani Dena

Papa: Khud Lelo

Kid: Plz Dedo Na

Papa: Agar Ab Tu Ne Maanga Na Tou Thappar Parega

Beta: Acha Jab Thappar Mane Aana Tou Pani Le K Aana... ;->

Baharo phool barsao mera "DOST"aya hai.

Baharo phool barsao mera "DOST"aya hai.
Hoto pe muskan, gali me mehak laya hai.
Barso tak thi jise Pani se "ELERGY" vo aaj "LUX" se nahaya hai.

gum mein jeene me maza aata hai

gum mein jeene me maza aata hai.
gareebo ke ghar bhi khudaa jata hai..
1 hum hai barish ki tarah sms karte hai
1 aapka sms sarkari nal k Pani ki tarah aata hai

Arre bhai badal gaya hai zamana

Arre bhai badal gaya hai zamana
Nahi nahaye to kya sharmana
Ab to hai aap ke paas readymade bahana
DO BUCKET Pani AB ROZANA HAI BACHANA

Teacher

Teacher: 2 aur 2 char hote hai to yeah batao ki mere ghar ki tanki me kitna Pani hai ?

student:(to himself) yeh kya question hai?

then he says: madam the answer is 80 ltrs.

teacher: u are right! tumhe kaise pata?

student: kyuki hamare ghar pe aaj aaloo ki subzee bani thi.. ;->

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