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Ager Sehri Mai Pani K Last 3 Sips Mai

SUBHAN ALLAH,

AL-HAMDULILLAH,

JAZAKALLAH.

Parh Lia Jae To Piyas Nhi Lagti.

Ap B Yad Rakhain Uron Ko Bhi Btain.

Have a Nice Roza
~Mafhoom-e-Hadees~
"Sehri Mein Barkat Hy,
Isey Har-giz Na Chorho !
Agar Kuch Nahi Tou Us Waqt Pani Ka Ek Ghoont Hi Pi Lia Jaye,
Kyun k
Sehar Mein Khanay Peenay Walo''n Per ALLAH TA''ALA Rehmat Farmata Hy Aur Farishtey Un k Liye Dua-e-Khair Krty Hyn."
(Musnad Ahmad)
Wo SUBAH ka Sukoon

Wo Pani ki Thandak

Wo SAABUN ki Khushbu

Wo DHULAY hue chehre ki Khubsurati

Aap kya Jaano

Ye to sirf Muu Dhone wale he jante hain
Phool Khil Kar Udaas Hai

Samandar Ko Aaj Pani Ki Piyaas Hai

Ek Baar AAP Muskura Do

QK,

HAM Ko Dunya Ki

Sab Se



"KHOFNAAK"
MUSKURAHAT
Ki Talaash Hai.
IN French: "bonjour" IN SPanish: "Te quiro" IN Italian: "Teamo" IN English: "Good morning" IN Punjabi: "uth BEGHAIRTA kum te nai jana"
IN French: "bonjour" IN SPanish: "Te quiro" IN Italian: "Teamo" IN English: "Good morning" IN Punjabi: "uth BEGHAIRTA kum te nai jana"
Dil diya tha MOHABBT ki nishani samajh kar,
Wo kha gaya use BIRYANI samajh kar.
Khoon-e-jiger B na chora zalim ne,
Wo B pi gaya LIMON Pani samajh kar.
Do aadmi aik baraat me gye.

Vahan inhe bar bar Pani pesh kya jata.

Tang a kar aik ne kaha:

janab halaq me Pani phans gya hai.

Thore se chaval de dain.
Ham Pani kyun peety hain?
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Lo sun''lo,
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Kyun K,
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Ham Pani kha nhi sakty, Isliye, Peety hain;-)
Swimming pool me 6 bachon ne jump mari or swimming pool ka sara Pani gaib! Why??





Kion k new pamper ab pehle se bhi ziada jazb karta hai! :);-)
Pathan proposed a girl wid romantic poetry,
Kutta mar gaya razai me
Mai pagl hon teri judai me
Pani mei machar ter nai sakta..
Pathan tere bin reh nahi sakta
Memon: Aur sunao, thanda piyo gay ya garam?
Mehman: Thanda aur garam dono!
Memon: Aye Shazia, ek glass fridge se aur ek glass geser se Pani la do