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Shaadi mein Khana

Shaadi mein Khana Khula:

Sardar Ko Plate Nahi Mili.

Sardar Apni Jholi Main Khana Daalne Laga.

Logon ne Poocha Ye Kya?

Sardar: Daagh To Chala Jaye Ga.

Ye Waqt Phir Nahi Aaye Ga. :-)

Santa-Mujhe Us

Santa-Mujhe Us Ladki Se Bachao

Banta-Kya Hua

Santa-Jb Se Maine Kaha

''Dil Cheer K Dekh Tera Hi Naam Hoga''

Wo Chaku Le K Pichhe Hi Pad Gayi H

Santa-Mujhe Us

Santa-Mujhe Us Ladki Se Bachao

Banta-Kya Hua

Santa-Jb Se Maine Kaha

''Dil Cheer K Dekh Tera Hi Naam Hoga''

Wo Chaku Le K Pichhe Hi Pad Gayi H

Sardar 2 Sardarni

Sardar 2 Sardarni:

Ajj 4 Wajjay Khotyan Di Race Aye, Main Uthey Jaana Aye.

Sardarni: Bus Rein Diyo,
Turya Jaanda Nai,
Tay Race Lao Gye! :-)

Boy:Maine Suna

Boy:Maine Suna hai is Ghar Mein Jin Bhot aur Rohain Rehti Hy

Sardar: pta Nai
Mje to Khud Mare Hue 8 Sal Hogye

Moral: sardaro ko marne k bad B akal nae ati ;->

Ek Sardar Apni Maa

Ek Sardar Apni Maa ki Kameez or Baap ki Dhoti
Pehen k Baazar Main Ghoom Raha Tha.

1 Aadmi ne Pocha: Ye Konsa Fashion Hai?

Sardar: "MUMMY DADDY Mahol" :-)

Sardar: Cricket

Sardar: Cricket Khail Kar Aaya.

Dost: Kitny Runs Banaye?

Sardar: Double Century Honay Main 199 Runs Baqi Thy,

K Main Out ho Gaya. :-(

Sardr apni shadi

Sardr apni shadi ki 1st night room Main enter hoa tu light chli gai

Sardr g sari rat darwzy pe kharay rhy
Suba dost nay poocha: sunao sardar g raat ksi guzri?

Sardr: ki dasan sari rat bijli udek da rea wan
K bijli aey te light bujha k kundi lavan... ;->

chahat main

chahat Main...

qurbat ki khatir...

chura kar...

vasl lamhon ki raanai...

wo phair leta hai nigahain...

aur de jata hai...

lambi hilr ki saatain...

Badalti rut ka ishara

Badalti rut ka ishara dekhte hain

Ab kaise ho ga guzara dekhte hain

Muhabbat ki yeh rasam bhi kitni ajeeb hai

Jaane wale palat kar dobara dekhte hain

Doobne waale doobne se zara pehle

Aik ummeed par kinara dekhte hain

Teri Khudaai se gilah hone lagta hai

Jab duniya men koi be-sahara dekhte hain

Kya muhabbat haMain bhi raas aaye gi
"Sajid"

Aao apna apna sitara dekhte hain.

Tum Abr-e-Guraizaan

Tum
Abr-e-Guraizaan ho,

Main Sehra ki Maanind hoon,

Do Boond Jo Barso gay,

Be-kaar me Barso ge,

Hy Khushk bahot Matti,

Har Simt Bagoly hain,

Sehra k Bagolon se,

Uthtay huye Sholay hain,

Tum Khul K Agr Barso,

To Sehra me Gulistan ho,

Par Tum se Kahen kaisy.?

Tum
Abr-e-Guraizaan ho,

JAL THAL
Jo Agr kr do,

TANN MANN me Nami bhar do,

Hy Khushk boht Mati,

Puri jo Kami kar do,

Phir
Tum ko Bataaen ge,

Tum
Meri MUHABAT ho.

Dosti main dooriyan

Dosti Main dooriyan to aati rehti hain

Phir bhi dosti dilo ko mila deti hai

Wo dosti hi kiya jo naraz na ho

Per sachi dosti dosto ko mana leti hai

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