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Main Bahut Batameez,Mainu Nahion Tameez!
Naam mere do (2), Kamm char so bees (420)
Osmana Mainu yaar kehnde
Jitthe jawan mere piche piche police hole
Rehen do, jehra jo kehnda oh kehen do
Lain do, Mainu sah saukha lain do
Kuriyan jehriyan aje v mere piche piche
Ohna waste Mainu eh paigam likh lain do
Main Bahut Batameez,Mainu Nahion Tameez
Loki Mere Piche Main Tera Deewana!
Teri AKHAN! akhan jiwen botlan shraab diyan
ZULFAN! zulfan ch khushbo gulaab di
TOR! Teri tor jiwen morni di tor
Tere baad Main rabb toon magna nai kuj hor
Aaja aaja meri oor, Mere dil di tu chor
Nale sapnian di rani, Tere wargi nai koi hor
Kuriyan hazar, Kisse di nai majal
Paya tu akhan da jaal, Dilwaliyan da bura haal
Pyar de, Mainu pyar day de
Ek wari nahin Wari wari day de
Hoke jagg toon begana, Tere gunn Main gana
Loki Mere Piche Main Tera Deewana!
Jo Tu Aakhen Oh Karke Dikhawan!
Kehen nu terey ne charche hazar
Yaar mere kehnde Main tere piche khuwar
Minu e-mail likhdiyan kuriyan batheriyan
Per Mainu renda tere sandesy da intzar
Ik tera pyar baki duniya bekar
Je tu waddiyan shikariyan de waasty teyar
Aaja tainu Main hiry motiyan de haar puawan
Haar na mannan, Jo Tu Aakhen Oh Karke Dekhawan!
Yaad De Sahary Mainy Bary Din Guzary!
Umeed De Sahary, Tainu Duron Tak Tak Tere Kardan Nazary
Mere Yaar Mainu Labhdy, Yaran Nu Lawan Larry
Nale Siny Dy Wichon Tainu Dil Awazan Mary
Yaad De Sahary Mainy Bary Din Guzary!
tu hi menu heer jaape, tu hi jaaoe sohni,
tere wargi na sare college de vich honi,
Maine tere nal rehen da ek sapna saza laya,
college di rani nu Maine apna bana laya.
jadh turri seh teri doli ni,

Main daru walli botal kholi ni,

teh ik mota jeha peg laaya,

kal tere viah vich haan diyye ni Main waiter bann ke aaya.!!!

Why Pappu Cant Dance?
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Kasam Khuda Di Mainu Nai Pata.

Zara Pata Te Kar K Dus

Pappu Nach Q Nai Sak Da...;-)
Mere Ishq De Wich
Mashook Na Ho
Nahi Aj Tak Ghalat
Nigah Keeti

Teri Har Mulaqat Main
Aenj Keeti
Jivaa''n MOOSA Naal
KHUDA Keeti

Nahi Fark Keeta Teri
Pooja Wich
Nahi Khatria''n Di
Parwah Keeti

Ek Tenu "Rab" Nahi
Keh Sakda
Baaqi saari Rasam Ada
Keeti ..

(Bulleh Shah)
Aj ishq de tournament
ander
Main pyaar de final
haar gya
Hui husan di batting
taiz bari
Hr chakka boundry
toon paar gya
Mera dilbar guglian
bollan wich menu pyar
da bouncer maar gya
Kita catch ohne mera
dil yaaro
Main jitya match v
haar gya ... ;->
Q : EK Shakz Peeda (Born) Hova Japan Main , Pala Bhara (growin) France Main , Lekin Mara (Dead) Turkey Main ????

Ans : Marhum ( LATE ) [ Itz funny but its true ]
Q : Chalnay (walking) Aur Doornay (runing) Main farak bataye ???


Ans : Jab Admi Chalta Hai Tu Pehle Earhi Uthata hai But jab Insan Dorta hAi tu Pehle Panja Rakhta HA
Q : Woh Kon se question hai Jin ka jawab insaaan Haaan ( yes ) Main nahi de sakta ?? ager Yes Deta hai tu Woh Jhoot (Lie) Bolta hai ???


Ans : Kiya Ap Soo Rahe Hain ? Kiya Ap Murda (dead) Hain ?