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Eik Mard Aur Eik Aurat Ja Rahe Hain, Raste Main Eik Mard Aurat Se Phuchta Hai K Tumhare Sath Yeh Mard Kon Hai, To Aurat Kheti Hai k Is Ki Saas Meri Saas Apas Main Maan Beti Hain, Rishta Kya Huwa Dono Ka........!

Challange 4 All!
Tell Me On My Number....!
4 Cheezein Aisi hain jo 4 Jaghon Main nahi hoti,
Zameen Main....
Asmaan Main....
Zubaan Main....
Quran Pak Main...
Har 1 Main 1, 1 CHEEZ NAHI HAI,

Challange 4 All
Tell me on my Number
1- Wo Konsi Jaga Hai Jahan Suraj Ki Kirne Sirf 1 Dafa Pari Ab Qayamt Tak Nahin Paregi.

2- Wo Kon Hai Jis Ne Khaya Hai Per Piya Kabhi Nahin.

3- Wo Kon Hai Jis Ne Jhoot Bola Aur Jannat Main Jayega.

4- Wo Kon Hai Jis Ne Sach Bola Aur Jahannum Main Jayegi.

5- Insan K Jism Main Rooh K Rehne Ki Jagah Kahan Hai.

Its Challenge For All.
I can sizzle like bacon,
I am made with an egg,
I have plenty of backbone, but lack a good leg,
I peel layers like onions, but still reMain whole,
I can be long, like a flagpole, yet fit in a hole,
What am I?

Muhammad Siddiq Riddle Answer

A snake.
What Part of a Human, which size doesn''t increase?
(reMain as same as at the time of Birth)

Do U think u can answer....

Answer

The Eye
Are You Genius Then Give Me The Answer.
Odd And Even Numbers Ko Aese Add Karo Kay Answer Even Numbers Main Aye
Titanic K Saath Santa Bhi Doob Raha Tha,
Or Hans Bhi Raha Tha,
Banta:Oye Hans Kyun Raha Hai?
Santa:Shukar Hai Mainay Return Ticket Nahi kharida.
Santa Helmet Pehen K Bahar Nikla To Police Ne Kaha-Nikaal 50rs..

Santa-Abe Maine Helmet Pehni To He_

Police-Abe, Par Scooter Kaha He ?
Some1 Wrote 2 Sardar,

"Agr Tum Zaheen Ho To Rs100 Bhejo.

Hoshyar Ho To 200. Agr Dono Ho To 300 Bhejo"

Sardar Sent Rs600 N Wrote,

"O-A Main Sabka Baap Hon:->"
Santa - Woh Ladki Baheri Hai

Banta -Kaise?

Santa - Maine Use I Love U Kaha To Boli

"Maine Kal Hi Naya Sandal Kharida Hai"
Santa''s Girfriend:
Meri Maa Apko Bahut
Pasand Karti He.

Santa, After A Deep
Thought:
Kuchh Bhi Ho
Jaaye,
Shaadi To Main
Tujhse Hi Karunga!!
Wife:Bathroom K Pardey Lagwa Do,

Naya Parosi Dekhnay Ki Koshish Karta Hai.

Sardar:Ek Baar Daikh Lanay Do,

Phir Woh Khud Apnay

Room Main Parday Laga Le Ga!....