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Sleeping Time Has Expired

Dear Customer,

Ur ReMaining Sleeping Time Has Expired.

So..

Plz

Leave Ur Bed

&

Get Up.

&

Say 2 All

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G(,”)(“,)D
L__M__I (‘,’)Rning!!

SARDAR KO MOBILE PE TANG

Ek sardar ko koi mobile pe tang kar raha tha,
Sardar ne new sim khareed kar usko sms kiya: "MainE WO NUMBER BAND KAR DIYA HAI AB TERA BAAP BHI UJHE TANG NAHI KAR SAKTA "

naam mitti mein

Pathan:Yaar tum subha se zameen khod rahe ho kya baat hai aakhir ?
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Sardar:Yaar abba kehta hai Maine unka naam mitti mein mila dia hai so mein wohi dhoond raha hun.

SAD

Aaj mere "JANAZY" Main sara shehr shareek tha FARAZ

jab kay kal hum tanhaiyon kay khoof sy mar gay......

Paise ka masla nahi hai

Sardar: Kal koi mera purse maar gaya us mein 2000 rupees thy,

Pathan: Jhooty,1500 thy Maine ghar ja kar khud giny thy.

Sardar: Paise ka masla nahi hai bas tum admi ka pata karo.

AJJ YAAD BOHAT TUM AYE HO

Ajj Halki Halki Barish hai
Ajj Sard Hawa ka Raqs bhi hai..
Ajj Phol bhi Nikhry hain
Ajj un Main tera Aks bhi hai
Ajj Badal Kally Gahry hain
Ajj chand pe lakhon pahry hain
Khush tukre tare yadoon k
Bari dair say dil Main thary hain
Ajj Yadain uljhi uljhi hain
Ajj taar yeh dil k sulge hain
Ajj yaad bohat tum aye ho...

"AJJ YAAD BOHAT TUM AYE HO"

Koi Dikha K Roye Koi Chupa K

Koi Dikha K Roye,
Koi Chupa K Roye,

HuMain Rulanay Walay,
HuMain Rula K Roye,

Marna Ka Maza To Tab Hai Yaro,
Jab Qatil Bhi Janazay Per Aa Ker Roye,

Kaaba ko dekh kr kya dua mangni chahieye.

ap Main se jo koi bhe pehli martaba Hajj ya Umrah par jayey to Khana Kaaba pr pehli nazar partey hee ye dua mangey," Ya Allah Muje Mustajab al Dua bana de Aameen,:kaaba ko pehli nazar Main dekh kr jo bhee dua mangi jayey woh qabool hoti hai , so plz remember

I Wish U De Best Anniversary

I Wish U De Best Anniversary A Man Could Wish His Wife.

My Love Throughout The Years We?Ve Had Our Ups & Downs But We Stood By Each Other No Matter What Happened We Maintained This Love So On Our Anniversary Of 2years I Just Wanna Say This ?Thank U

&I?Ll Alwayz Love You For What You?Ve Done For Me

?U Were & Still R My Light And Shine In My World Ngi

?Asixenga Ngawe Zulu For I?M Proud Of You Love Keep It Up).

Remember This When Things Get Rough And Tough?

I Love You?

allama iqbal

dillo ki emarato Main kai bandagi nahi pather ki masjido Main khoda dhondhtay hain log

Rishtay jo pyar ke thay

Rishtay jo pyar ke thay sabhi choot-tay gaye...

Bandhan bhi saaray zabt ke phir toot-tay gaye...

Khawab-o-khayal ban gayen yaaron ki mehfilen...

Ek ek kar ke yaar sabhi rooth-tay gaye...

Sab dard dil Main bhar liye sukh ki talash Main...

Hamdard ban ke log haMain loot-tay gaye...

Milti rahin sazayen haMain pyar ke aiwaz...

Apni hi Khawahishon ka gala ghont-tay gaye...

Aaj key baad koi baat

Aaj key baad koi baat na honey dein gey hum.teri ankhon Main barsat na honey dein gey hum.Aaj key baad din hi tera mukader hoga.teri khushion ki kabhi raat na honey dein gey.

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