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ERI Azmaton Se Hon Be-khabr Ye Meri Nazar ka Qasur Ha! TERI Rah Guzar Mein Qadam Qadam Kahin Arsh Hai kahin Toor Ha! Ye Baja Hai MALIK-E-DO JAHAN Meri Bandagi Main Qasoor Hai! Ye khata Hai Meri khata Mger TERA Naam B To GHAFOOR Hai Ye Bata TUJH Se Miloon kahan Mujhe TUJH Se Milna Zaroor Hai! Kahin Dil ki Shart Na Daalna! Abhi Dil Gunahon Se Choor Hai TU Bakhsh De Mere Sub Gunah! Teri Zaat Raheem-o-Ghafoor Hai
SARDAR AIK BALTI Main PANI LE KAR JA RAHA THA K BARISH SHURU HO GAI OR BARISH KA PANI BALTI MEI CHALA GAYA

SARDAR:O TAWADI KHAIR SARA PANI GILA HO GAYA
Zyada GUSSA konsi age Main ata hai?

1= Bachpan
2= Jawani
3= Burhappa
agar koi acha lagta hy tow wo acha nai, acha Main hu, ore agar koi mjy bura lagta hy tow jaan lo k bura woi hy....


q k Main tow acha hu
rakha jab sajdy Main sar tow ehsaas hua aey musalmaan,
dilon maen to khuda ko basaya nahi sajdy mein kis ki talash hy??
KESC Main job ayi ha sallary Rs 20000 karna hai to reply karo ziada mehnat ka kaam nai hai"bus bijlli ki taron per geella kapra marna hai"
pathan to doctor : puuray jism
Main kaheen bhee ungli lagaon
to bohat dard hota hai doctor
suggested full body XRay
When he checked XRay , he
found frecture in his ungli
Kal halki halki barish thi,
kal sard hawa ka raqs bhi tha,
Kal phool bhi nikhray nikhray the,
Kal un Main app ka aqs bhi tha,
kal badal gehray kaale the,
Kal chand pe laakhon pehre the..
Kuch tukry app ki yaadon ke,
Bari dair se dil Main thehre the..
Kal yaadien uljhi uljhi thien,
Aur kal tak yeh na suljhi thien..
Kal yaad buhat tum aye the…..
Kal yaad buhat tum aye the…..
"paisa"
kehta ha mujhe hasil karo or sub ko bhulado

"waqt"
kehta hy mere peeche chalo,baqi sab ko bhulado.

"mustakbil"
kehta hy mere lye koshish karo or sub ko bhulado

"Allah"
sirf itna kehta hy k mujhe yaad karo Main ye sub tere qadmon me daal dunga.

SUBHAN' ALLAH
'Larki dosri Larki se:
Yaar yeh Handsome larkay kaisay hotay hain?
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2nd Larki:
Pata nahi behan Main tu khud kabhi "Karachi" nhi Gayi..
TERI Azmaton Se Hon Be-khabr
Ye Meri Nazar ka Qasur Ha!
TERI Rah Guzar Mein Qadam Qadam

Kahin Arsh Hai kahin Toor Ha!
Ye Baja Hai MALIK-E-DO JAHAN
Meri Bandagi Main Qasoor Hai!

Ye khata Hai Meri khata Mger
TERA Naam B To GHAFOOR Hai
Ye Bata TUJH Se Miloon kahan

Mujhe TUJH Se Milna Zaroor Hai!
Kahin Dil ki Shart Na Daalna!
Abhi Dil Gunahon Se Choor Hai

TU Bakhsh De Mere Sub Gunah!
Teri Zaat Raheem-o-Ghafoor Hai
Pathan: Mujhe Raat Bhar Neend Nahi Aai.


Sardar: Q?

Pathan: Kyo Ki Kal Raat Bhar Neend Mein
Yahi Sapna Dekhta Raha K Main


Jaag Raha Hun.