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Pathan to another Pathan: Yara suna hai 2012 tak dunya khatam hojayegi...?


2nd Pathan: Aisa nahi hoga Qk Maine kal Washing Machine khareeda hai us pe 2014 tak ka Gaurantee hai.
Mohabbat Ki Haseen Rahon Mein Aksar Mene Dekha Hai

Jo Sathi Sath Chalte They, Bichhartey Maine Dekha Hai,

Sajaatey They Barey Hi Shoq Se Khayalon Ki Haseen Duniya,

Bohat Choti Si Baaton Pe Ujartey Maine Dekha Hai,

Jo Kehte Thaay K Ik Pal Bin Tere Hum Reh Na Payenge,

Saamna Ab Ho To Chup Chap Guzartey Maine Dekha Hai,

Jo Kehte Thaay Tera Rishta Zamane Bhar Se Afzal Hai

Unhi Rishton Ko Pal Bhar Mein Bikhartey Maine Dekha Hai.
Woh Aksar Mujhse Kehta Hai K,

Tum Be-hadd Shor Machati Ho,

Jab Pyaar Se Mujhe Bulao Gey,

Tab Dorr K Mein To Aaon Gi

Tab Paayal Meri Chankay Gi,

Paayal Ka Shoor To Ho Ga Hee!

Jab Meri Kalaai Pakro Gey,

Tab Choori Meri Khankay Gi,

Jab Choori Meri Khankay Gi,

Choori Ka Shoor To Ho Ga Hee!

Jab Aankh Teri Dumkay Gi,

Jab Jazbay Shoor Machein Gey,

Jazboon Ka Shoor To Ho Ga Gee!

Mere Jhumkay Se Jab Tum Kheelo Gey,

Wo Gaal Ko Meri ChooMain Gey,

Bey Chain Se Tum Ho Jaoo Gey

Ik Lehar Uthay Gi Seenay Mein!

Us Lehar Ka Shoor To Ho Ga Hee!

Wo Aksar Mujhse Kehta Hai

Tum Bey Hadd Shoor Machati Ho!
Sardar:Kal raat mujhe ek admi ne chaaku dikha kar loot liya.

Dost:Par yaar tere pas to hamesha Pistol hota hai?

Sardar:Wo Maine chupa di thi warna wo bhi loot leta.
"Parveen Shakir"
Hoon To Khafa Us SE, Per Janay Phir B Kiyn...? Na Chaah Kar Bhi Us Ko Chahna Acha Lagta Hai... Haqeeqat Se Hoon Dhoor, Ye Mujh Ko Hai Pata... Per Jaan K Anjaan Rehna Acha Lagta Hai... Qaayel Nahi Main Ronay Ki Phir B Kabhi Kabhi... Tanhai Main Kuch Dair Rona Acha Lagta Hai... Tu MERA Tha, Tu MERA Hai, Tu MERA Rahay Ga... Kuch Pal Is Khawab Mein Khona Acha Lagta Hai....!!
Ek Shaks Pas Reh Ke Samjha Nahi Mujhe Is Baat Ka Malal Hai Shikwa Nahi Mujhe Main Us Ko Bewafai Ka Ilzam Kaisay Dou Us Ne To Ibteda Se Hi Chaha Nahi Mujhe Pathar Samajh Kar Paon? Se Thokr Laga Dia Afsos Teri Aankh Ne Parkha Nahi Mujhe Kya Umedein Baandh Kar Aaya Tha Samnay Us Ne To Aankh Bahr Ke Dekha Nahi Mujhe?!!!

Sochne Ki Tumhe Kia Zaroorat Hai,

Pukara Hai Jo Naam Tumhara,

Pukarne Wala Koi Gair Nahin,

Ek Pyara Sa Anjana Sa Dost Hai Tumhara



Main bhool jaoon usay kaisi bat krty ho FARAZ

kabi din nay bi aaghaz kia hay soOraj kay bhghair

Hum"raat k "Sitaray"hain,





"Tanhaiyon"k maray hain,





"Tum"hum ko "Thokra"do Beshak





magar





"Hum"phir bhi "dost"tumhare hain
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Labon ki sersarahat se.
badan k choor hony tak.

Main tujh ko is tarah chahoon.
K meri saans ruk jaye.

Khataon par khata'ain hon.
Na ho kuch baat kehne ko.

Main tujh Main yoon sama jaoun.
K meri saans ruk jaye.

Na himmat tujh Main ho baqi.
Na himmat mujh Main ho baqi.

Magar itna qareeb aaoun.
K meri saans ruk Jaye.

Tere honton pe jab rakhoon.
Main apny hont kuch aise.

Ya teri pyaas bujh jaye.
YA MERI SAANS RUK JAYe
Koi tumse puche kon hoon Main
Tum keh dena koi khaas nahi
Ek dost hai kacha paka sa
Ek jhoot hai aadha sacha sa
Ek khuwab adhoora poora sa
...Ek phooL hai rookha sookha sa
Ek sapna hai bin socha sa
Ek apna hai an dekha sa
Ek rishta hai an jana sa
Haqiqat men afsana sa
Kuch pagaL sa deewana sa
Bas ek bahana achha sa
Jeevan ka aisa sathi hai
Jo door ho k bhi paas nhi
Koi Tumse puche kon hoon Main?
Tum keh dena koi khaas Nahi.
Tum khafa Kiyon ho !
Tumhen mujh say gila kiya hai,
Achanak
bayrukhi itni,
Batao to howa kiya hai,
......Manaon kis tarah tum ko,
Mujhe itna to
bata do
Agar ab ho sake tum say
To yeh ahsan farma do
Meri Manzil Mohabat hai
Mujhe Manzil pe Pohncha do
Tumhari aankh Main aansu
Mujhe ache nahi lagte
Tumhare Narm honton pe
Gilay ache nahi lagte
Tumhare Muskurane say
Mera dil Muskurata hai
Tumhare Rooth jane se
Mera dil toot jata hai..
Pathan Ka Interview Tha...
Sawal Aya:

English Me Translate Karo...
"Main Nokari K Liye
Bohat Umeed Se Hon."

Pathan:
I Am Pregnent For The Job..!!:)=P
Ye keh kr Pathan Ne truck Larkioon pe charha Dia FARAZ,


Bachna ae Hasinoo Lo Main aa Gaya.... . . , ., , , , , ,
JEO PATHAN